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This Doctor house is so big and I am so small. There are four dogs and 3 of them are very nice and agreeable. One growls at me and tries to herd me around the house when he thinks I am going places he doesn't like me to go. Like anywhere. But he is still a cute little doggy so what can I do? He is a little cross eyed. There is a big TV and a computer (that I am using right now) and an x-box (which I have yet to use.) Tomorrow I am going to get up and walk down to the mail box which is probably about a mile. Then I am going to go into town and buy myself some gusses in which to get gussied up in for the big office Christmas shin dig. Turns out, it is hard to make a bacon dress around 4 dogs. Let alone wear one. I don't know if anybody reading this watched the office the other day but my Christmas party will be way cooler than that. First of all, we can drink. Secondly, we all get a Christmas bonus. Thirdly, all the secret Santa crap was done in the office and was totally voluntary and I did not partake so I don't have to live through that hellish experience. Although two of my coworkers (husband and wife) did buy me a wallet. A United Colors of Benetton wallet. I don't know what they thought was wrong with my old one. Was it the velcro? Actually, my other wallet is a Coach wallet which evidently means something to somebody. But I like my new wallet better. It is slightly bigger but can still be put into a jacket pocket if necessary. And it is an orangy colored leather.

What a mundane post this has turned out to be.

I actually had a whole list of things I wanted to write about and now not a single one comes to mind. Except that I found out that scrubs wasn't cancelled. I saw an add for it. Oh, and the best part about living the life of a Cardiologist for three weeks? BBC America with reruns of the British Office. Sweet. I had a dream last night that I met this guy who was Tim/Jim all mixed up into one super Tim/Jim. I didn't realize my infatuation with Tim and Jim had reached my subconscious. I need to stop watching so much TV.

Also, Cyprus Vs. Fullerton: The Final Smackdown. I don't know yet. I'm probably going to be too poor to go to Cyprus. I can't imagine a set of circumstances in which I won't be too poor to go to Cyprus. So for now, I am planning on Fullerton. This would also to allow me to maybe visit my friend Becky in Anaheim and maybe even my friend Andy rydzewski who is now living and loving L.A. style with some of my old Humboldt theater pals like Blake Williams and who knows who else.

Oh yes! And most importantly. Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. What a town. City of bridges, I hear. Does anyone know anything else interesting about Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania? When I read it was the city of bridges I thought this was funny because my dad is from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania and has a horrible fear of bridges. And I think one or more of my cousins may be living in Pittsburgh. Yep, Good ole' Pittsburgh. I wonder what's going on there right now? Hmmm... Pittsburgh. Well well well. MMm HHmm. Yep.

I registered for 3 classes for the winter quarter at SOU. Some history class about war that I am very much looking forward to. A science class. Some kind of physical science mumbo jumbo science class for science dummies kind of general ed class. And and English class called Women Writers. I am totally going to kick ass in those classes! I may take a third one but I have to talk to the English department first to find out what I have to take for them. Fuckwads. My academic "advisor" advised me to go get advised by the English department to find out what classes I should take. Gee, thanks, whore. But all my classes will be only on Tuesdays and Thursdays so maybe I'll work on the weekends and a little on Mondays Wednesdays and Fridays. Sounds like some sort of a plan. Almost.