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Justin decided it was time for me to post again and I thought, "Well darnitall if he isn't right!" So here goes something. Hmmm... We got a new phone system at work today and it is awsome! Awsome enough to make me not hate my job as much for now at least. So there's that, which is nice. My play opens this next week. Friday is the official opening night but we have an invited dress on Monday and two previews on Wed and Thurs of next week. My aunt katty the nun is going to go see it with my folks on Sat. 9/3. I haven't seen aunt katty since I was like a sophomore in highschool. I like her though. She is a nun. I wasn't even baptised. It'll be an interesting visit. A little catholocism never hurt anyone if taken in small doses.

I saw pictures of the superdome roof falling down on poor wet people trying to sleep during a hurricane. Now they are being bussed to the astrodome. Good thing we have a lot of domes in the south. I had a very scary dream the other day that there were huge waves breaking just south of where I live and we could see the water rushing in. It was very brown dirty water because it had passed over like hundred of miles to get to where I live. But we were all seeking out higher ground and some guy jumped up into a tree and broke off a big branch for me when I said that I can't swim very well. And then this really huuuuuge wave came up over the horizen and I said, "oh my god, we are all going to die." and it was a really weird feeling. Anyway, I woke up and I was realy disoriented and confused because it was so real and frightening.
It looked just like this only the water was brown.


Let me tell you, water moves really fast and is really scary. I should know, I was in a dream tsunami. Which reminds me. I had this boyfriend a while back. I won't name any names but lets just call him Sandy Bleaster. He used to have nightmares about tsunamis all the time. How funny. I used to think that was the weirdest thing to have scary dreams about but I don't remember having a dream that was this real and scary in a long long time.

Anyway, I hope all the people I know who know people in New Orleans or thereabouts are okay and that the people that they know are okay and that everyone knows where everyone is. Maybe Bush will start a war agains Global Warming Eco-Terrorism and we can send those hurricanes back to the dark ages like we done did to all those A-rabs. Shouldn't there be a way for us to discipate hurricanes while they are over the ocean before they hit land? Can we H-bomb them or something?

I'm reading Middlesex by some greek guy about some greek people. It is really good. It is really making my want to go to Greece, specifically Cyprus. For, lets say, something like, oh I don't know, a wedding????

Marigold Wins

So Marigold wins the bio contest because she is the only one who entered. Interestingly enough her bio for me would fit several of the people I know who did not enter the bio contest. Good for nothing sacks of crap. Here is the winning entry:

"Ms. Murphy is an indecisive, foot-dragging, aimless, lazy, uncooperative, quibbling, sloppy and even slovenly git."

That is well under 30 words. I could even add a little to the end. Like, "She was recently seen in Judgement at Nuremberg, stinking up the stage mandypants style."

So congratulations Marigold. You win 2 free tickets to see The Heidi Chronicles at the Camelot Theater in Talent, Oregon during the month of September. I suggest you make your reservations now. Even though you stole it. Stealer. Sneak. Slav.

Here is a funny link with an even funnier picture of my dad. In case anybody out there needs a good play to put on.

My Dad

I don't know where he got that outfit. I think he had to borrow it or rent it or something.

Peter Jennings died.

Bio

I wanted to post this in the previous post but I forgot. I thought it would be funny to see what other people come up with as a bio for me that is 30 words or less to go into the program for the play.

"Hi

Need bio, maximum 30 words ­ if over 30 words, I will cut it down and email
for your ok or revision ­ deadline is Friday 8/12/05
If you do it on Word Processor please copy and paste into email."