Stupid Girl Movies and Mouthfulls of Obscenities

So The stupid Notebook has been playing on some movie channel that I have here at Dr. Schmoctor's house and three times now I was switching channels, came across it, and then inadvertently watched the whole rest of the movie without even realizing it. I can't tell you how much I am holding back from saying a whole bunch of really stupid things about how much I love it and what it is exactly that I love about it because I am so embarrassed that I fall for this claptrap time and time again. Plus that gosling kid is totally totally hot. He reminds me of Christian Bale in Newsies. Only cooler. And less gay. And less dancing with young boys. And Rachel McAdams is the breakout actress of the year according to Ebert.

I got this crazy link off this guy's blog that I read who I don't know but am strangely obsessed with and I thought it was interesting enough to share with my peeps. What up, peeps? Crazy jumping guy from Estonia? The guy in the video kind of reminds me of Arron Spencer Wilder. How many takes do you think he had to do on all these jumpy aroundy things? And additionally, doesn't it feel like you are playing a video game?

I gave my notice at work on Monday. No more doctor schmoctor job. My last day will be January 5th. Then I'll be jobless for a short amount of time while I attend school. And then I'll probably try to find some crappy part-time job somewhere. Or beg my job now to let me come in a work a few hours here or there cleaning up their doctor slop.

And Christmas is a-comin round the bend. I've sent out hand made individualized Christmas cards and letters detailing my life and times and how much the receiver of the card means to me to just about everyone who I REALLY care about so if you don't get one, you know where you stand.

Song that has been in my head virtually non-stop except when a Christmas song creeps in: Johnny Saucep'n

Well he was just some Johnny Saucep'n when he walked into that kitchen
And the chef picked up the order and put down his Solzhenitysen
He said "make yourself at home, boy, I just prewarmed all the griddles
Ya got 20 minutes, starting now, to make some gourmet vittles"

Basil endive parmesan shrimp live
Lobster hamster worchester muenster
Caviar radicchio snow pea scampi
Roquefort meat squirt blue beef red alert
Pork hocs side flank cantaloupe sheep shanks
Provolone flatbread goat's head soup
Gruyere cheese angelhair please
And a vichyssoise and a cabbage and a crawfish claws.

Sure he was just some Johnny Saucep'n when he walked into that kitchen
But his genius with the foodstuffs got the old chef's tastebuds itchin'
Johnny Saucep'n bought the restaurant and the chef came all unglued
There will always be a lineup for that strange and wonderful food.

Basil endive parmesan shrimp live
Lobster hamster worchester muenster
Caviar radiccio snow pea scampi
Roquefort meat squirt blue beef red alert
Pork hocs side flank cantaloupe sheep shanks
Provolone flatbread goat's head soup
Gruyere cheese angelhair please
And a vichyssoise and a cabbage and a crawfish claws.

It sure is a mouthful. Whenever I get to "Pork hocs side flank cantaloupe sheep shanks" I always say "cannibal" on accident instead of cataloupe. It's like unique new york. Which is my brother's 2nd favorite tongue twister after the one I adapted from the pheasant plucker one and it goes a little something like this, "I am not a fucking faggot, I'm a fucking faggot fucker, and I'm only fucking faggots while the faggot fucker's gone." It makes him laugh every time. EVERY TIME! I made it up one day when he called me a fucking faggot. Now I just need to make one up for when he calls me a stupid bitch toilet fucker. Yep. We have a very strong brother/sister relationship. That fucking dickslop.

Oh, if anyone was offended deeply by the previous paragraph I am offering this disclaimer: Some of my best friends are gay. And Jewish.

For whom can I buy this book as a christmas present? I tried to buy it for my gradma but my mom said she wouldn't like it. It is sooooo cute! I saw it at bloomsbury books in ashland yesterday.

It has inspired me to find super cute pictures to put on EVERY blog entry that I have. Someone is in for a treat!