Amanda,
Hey there. Remember when it was the year 2008? And you stopped writing in your blog very much? Don't you regret that so much? Don't you wish you had taken more time to document what was going on in your life? Don't you wish that missiles would rain down from the heavens and kill everyone who has done you wrong?
Remember that movie Reign of Fire with Christian Bale and Tony the Tiger? I mean, Russell Defoe? I mean, Matthew Mcconaughey. With the dragons and the fire? That movie sucked so bad. I loved it.
Justin sent me a link about Christian Bale being arrested for beating up his mom and his sister. I'm glad I don't love him as much as I used to in my youth and childhood.
Also, I officially have a boyfriend. Not like how I say things like, "Oh my god, I love the guy who works in the coffee shop, he is totally my boyfriend!" Or "My boyfriend Christian Bale and I were talking the other day about how much his mom and sister need a good punch in the face..." This is a serious significant other type boyfriend. Like when he meets Angelina and Casey tonight when we eat dinner at the hospital cafeteria I will introduce him to them as "My boyfriend, Colin." It is totally serious for real for reals.
Now I can finally feel what it is like to have a man complete me, like a real lady instead of the sad and pathetic single girl lost in a sea of confusion like I have been.
I already miss being single.
Remember how great it was when all I had to do was pay attention to myself? How do you married people and people with kids DO this stuff?
July 24, 2008
Mandy Mandy Mandy
July 22, 2008
Full frontal disclosure
So I went on match.com. I know, right? Who would have ever thought that Mandy would do such a thing. But I did. Not only that, but I met someone! In real life! I know this will probably illicit a bunch of curious comments but I just wanted to get it down in here in a post because I've been posting so much less frequently and the thing I like most of all about this thing is that I can go back in time and see what I was up to. So for Future-Mandy, this month and year, July of 2008, I met a guy named Colin who is probably the coolest person ever.
I also made it to my first 90 days in my very fancy grown-up job! Which means I can't call it my new job anymore and I can't use it as an excuse for not writing as much.
If you want to watch my nephew kill his first dinosaur click here:
small boy kills first dinosaur. robot monsters next
My brother and jack are so weird.
My dad got an RV/camper/trailer. And apparently he has a gift for me that I am looking forward to getting sometime.
Justin and Alicia are having a baby girl! Justin said that he was going to name her "Clementine Josephine Roses Amanda Byrne" I hope that Alicia is okay with that name because I've already engraved many gifts with her monogram.
That's it, fuckbuckets. That will just have to be enough for now.
July 10, 2008
July 9, 2008
Seattle's Worst
First I went to Bremerton and slept and then I went to seattle on the ferry and then I saw a baseball game. The Mariners lost. And why not the big sea-man for a mascot instead of a moose? Why? Like the guy up top, for example.
The Mariners lost but I really got to know Ichiro intimately and I think it is going to work out for us. And My aunty Tooney wants me to name my first born son Yuniesky after a baseball player named Yuniesky. But I am not going to have children, so fuck her.
Then we, my aunty and my cousins Bucky and Maggie and their significant others Zach and Krista, we all went to pioneer square and drank beer and I had a dirty martini and it was a b-last!
And other things happened that I'll tell the tale of later because I'm too tired of typing right now.
It was the best 30th birthday ever!!!! Although I did get pulled over by a dirty copper just after midnight so I guess that wasn't my 30th birthday anymore. But I didn't get a ticket or anything. And yesterday I bought a brand new fancy camera that I looooove and I'll post some really really great pictures once I get them on my 'puter. Here is a taste of the fun times to come when that happens.
You've got to stop being such a dick.
