December 29, 2005

Bernard Pivot's 10 questions



Just so this is done when I do go inside the actor's studio. I hate people who procrastinate. Or people who don't think ahead before he asks these because they want to be spontaneous. Those are the worstest.

01. What is your favorite word?

I do like to say "totally" a lot but my favorite word for how it sounds is Vivacious because it is like vicious and vibrant which are also good words. And one of my favorite words for what it means is ennui.

02. What is your least favorite word?

don't have one. Maybe "sweetie"

03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?

anticipation

04. What turns you off?

disappointment

05. What is your favorite curse word?

dickslop

06. What sound or noise do you love?

white noise and/or harmony

07. What sound or noise do you hate?

whining dogs and/or paper shredders

08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Singer/songwriter

09. What profession would you not like to do?

anything requiring me to wear a beeper.

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

Heaven, like life, is what you make of it. Only more literally.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Here's Maggie, Shannon's and my answers:

01. What is your favorite word?

M: Episcopal

S: archipelago

L: eunice

02. What is your least favorite word?

M: odd and dickslop

S: tasty

L: "honey," when being called that as a so-called term of endearment

03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?


M: sparkles and colors and sun and music

S: music

L: history

04. What turns you off?

M: slugs, for one thing

S: most things that Maggie says

L: creeps

05. What is your favorite curse word?

M: the “F” word

S: the “F” word

L: asswipe

06. What sound or noise do you love?

M: rain

S: really high-pitched noises

L: birds singing in the morning

07. What sound or noise do you hate?

M: yelling

S: the sound of people talking with spit in their mouth

L: Styrofoam


08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

M: massage therapy

S: superstar sensation

L: owner of a baseball team

09. What profession would you not like to do?

M: poop cleaning

S: anything where I serve other people

L: poop cleaning

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

M: “Guess what? I’ve been keeping track of all of your favorite things and the best moment in your life and the worst moment in your life, and here’s the list.”

S: “Good news! Thouest thine thathrath thine.”

L: “Good news! You get to go back as an impoverished Venezuelan boy who becomes the best baseball player in the whole world.”

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