Have a scary Chanukah!

Mike S: Hi. You know, sometimes with all this holiday hustle and bustle, it can be easy to forget the true meaning of Halloween. We observe Halloween to celebrate the birth of Christ. And in celebration of his birth, many traditions have been handed down through the years.

Ben: The hiding of the eggs.

Kevin: The annual pilgrimage to Mecca.

Mike S: Halloween is a day to bring your daughter to work.

Ben: Or your secretary.

Kevin: And it's the biggest shopping day of the year!

Mike S: But most of all, Halloween is a time for young people to gather together spreading holiday cheer by lighting bags of their own crap on fire, ringing the doorbell, and running away. So America, Happy Halloween, or as we like to call it, Chanukah.

All: Have a scary Chanukah!

I am a self absorbed Whore, I am a self absorbed Whore. Who am I? That's the ticket. I am a self Absorbed Whooooooore! a-cha-cha(jazz hands)

ME ME! Meme.

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Will you repost this so I can do it?:

Also, I have a new theory about the old television. I don't watch it anymore. Instead, I wait for time to heal all wounds and then I watch the reruns of the best shows or I just pick up the dvd and watch all the episodes at once on any given weekend in the future. That way, fewer papercuts. Actually, that isn't true. More time in the NOW to get stuff done. Thaaaat's the ticket.

Also, I have good news and I have even better news. The good news is that instead of a Phd in stupid literature I'm applying for a some phd programs for Drama. For like dramatic criticism and theory and all that stuff. Because that is where my HEARTLIGHT is. And you have to follow your heartlight. The better news is that now I don't have to take the single subjects literature GRE and I don't have to have a 25 page writing sample. Just like a 15 page writing sample. Which is muuuuch more managable. Plus, I think with my experience and your good looks I'll have a much better chance at getting into a drama phd program then a literature one. Also, yesterday this guy I have a crush on at work, who I call "Hospital Hippie guy" called me, "the cute girl at the imaging counter." and said that he has to circumnavigate the globe that is the hospital I work at in order to make his way around the the area where "the cute girl at the the imaging counter" works. I am so great. I'm already planning our wedding. Save the date!

Schools I know for sure I am applying to so far:

U of Washington in Seattle so I can be best friends with my aunty tuney and my little baby cousin maggie and so I can say mean things to bucky.

U of Oregon, because Oregon is my state and that way I don't have to get a new drivers license.

U of california at Berkely, because I won't get in but it is worth trying so that Sara and I can finally be together.

U of Ca at Santa Barbara, because my mentor and advisor and generally awesome teacher Dr. Alma went there and they have a pretty good program.

U of Ca at San Diego, because I've always wanted to go there, but I know I won't get in because they only accept like 2 phd people a year versus the other schools that accept like 10-20.

I think I'm just going to stick to the west coast. But I might go crazy and start looking toward the east.

Underpants and whether the weather be cold.

The weather be cold and rainy. We'll be together whatever the weather, whether we like it or not.

I saw a play in Yreka with my popso this weekend called Underpants. It is a german play that steve martin adapted. Needless to say, Steve Haske would have found it delightful. Needless to say. One of my old highschool chums was in it and he was really great. Really the best part of the show by all accounts. And the play itself is very funny. Funny enough that even a dead monkey without a brain could have made me laugh if he somehow figured out a way to deliver the lines of the play.

And I miss summer. I would like a couple more days of nice fall weather. Without rain, thanks. So take care of that for me, kay? Also, I really recommend that L.I.E movie I oh so breifly posted about before. Really really. Also, I'm stressed out because I'm supposed to be taking the GRE in like 2-3 weeks or something and I've barely even prepared at all. Also, I was supposed to ask for the time off because I'm taking them at Humboldt and I haven't yet. Also, my old boss from my old cardiology job is now my new boss at my hospital job. What a crazy world. The more things change, and all that.

Glocked and Loaded

downloaded itunes, downloaded season one of THE STATE, jizzed in my pants 10 times.

Beat it.

Having watched recently:




Matchpoint







L.I.E







A History of Violence









The Devil and Daniel Johnston













And having read about half of



I have come to conclude that you stink.


Also, TV is great. School is stupid. Work is dumb. Some peopl are sick, winter is fast on my heels. Oh, and also, You stink.

Avoidance

Yes, it is you that I'm avoiding. You.

Just kidding. Just joshin' around with you. You, you.

So some movies I've watched recently are A funny thing happend on the way to the forum, V for vendetta, Thumbsucker, The Rules of Attraction, Jackass the Movie Number 2, Covenent, Wordplay, Noam Chomsky's Manufacturing Consent, scary movie 4, and probably something I've forgotten. I really liked the rules of attraction and wordplay. In fact, since I saw wordplay I've become a bonafied crossword puzzle nut. I've entered a deep deep hole that I'll never dig myself out of. The hole of crossword puzzles. But I am in good company.

School started this week and I'm taking spanish, biology, and a linguistics class.

Some people had some babies: http://www.hasskiss.blogspot.com

You know, the three little babies that are boys that I know now are Kolchack Russell Murphy, aka Jack, Declan Jack Byrne, aka Dec, and Henry Huckleberry Haske, aka Huck. Does anyone see the trend? I think they should all get together and form a band called "DeJaHu?" It will be a boy band. Oh, and my sister is having a boy so we have to think up names that start with A but can end in ck. like Ack! or A-rack. or AlasandAlack. Alec. There. Problem solved. I'd like to make it a true daily double, Alec. Ohhhh Ohhh!!! Atticus and you can call him Attic for short. and then you can have him look down his own shirt and spell his name. and also you can train him to attack. Attic! Attack! Atticus Adams. I like it.