All Anus All The Time

What has Amandapants been up to? What did Amandapants do this weekend? Where is Amandapants' head at? Does she always have to end sentences with a preposition on? At? In?

I've been ever so busy what with the nonstop excitement this small town has to offer me. I saw Just Friends on Saturday. I laughed and laughed. It was very funny in all the usual sorts of ways. That Ryan Reynolds is pretty funny but the funniest thing about him is he is married to Alanis Morissette so I have a joke about him getting All-Anus All the Time.

I also watched two of my netflix movies, Danny Deckchair and Word Wars. Danny Deckchair was very cute and sweet and I recommend it.

Word Wars was a documentary about scrabble players a la that spelling bee movie only with grown strange men instead of weird children. I really like scrabble and part of me feels like I could become like those men if I really let my ocd loose on something. There was this kid they had on briefly who was pretty good and they asked him if he wants to someday work his way up to division one and compete with the best players and he said that he doesn't want to end up like one of those guys who doesn't have a job or anything and who just play scrabble all the time. It was an interesting movie.

I also went to a musician swap thing in Ashland with my brother and dad yesterday and I got a few used cds there and got groped by old men. Not really groped, just kind of "handled." I am a short person and relatively small so sometimes people man handle me because they think of me like a child. So three times at this crowded swap meet a man physically moved me out of his way to get by. Men are such bastards sometimes. Most times. Sometimes I like to put a little bacon in my shorts. Most times. My wife makes these lovely dresses out of bacon. Like to wear one myself when the time is right. And it usually is. Bacon Bacon Bacon I'm puttin' the movies on you! You're Bacon!

I wish I had a dress made out of bacon. I would wear it to our "semi-formal" office Christmas party this Saturday at the Ashland Springs Hotel

I'm actually going to take this Wednesday afternoon off for an appointment I have in Ashland and I am going to go shopping an buy something to wear to this thing because I hate everything I own. It should be kind of neat though. They remodeled this huge hotel in Ashland few years ago and I haven't been in since then. I've poked my head in but I haven't been to any other part except the lobby. Perhaps I'll buy a beautiful ball gown.

What is Santa bringing me for Christmas this year?