Hi everybody.
I need you to work on deciphering the language above. It is RongoRongo and no one has been able to decipher it yet. Thanks for your help.
The picture reminds me of when kids draw with chalk on the sidewalk. This is bad and defacing of property and vandalism and those kids should be punished punished because it is wrongowrongo. My name is little Bongo. I sing my little songo. Whenever I get called upon the teacher says I'm wrongo.
Well, tomorrow I'm going to Yrethra Franklin to hang out with the 'rents, do some laundry, steal some of their stuff like a coffee table and unload some crap like two chairs my mom has been making me carry around in my trunk for 40 days and 40 nights like Noah and the ark only instead of all the animals two by two it is just two chairs and as far as I can tell they have not been having any sort of chair intercourse to ensure their survival and to procreate their line throughout the rest of thyme. They are very stupid medical office chairs and I don't know why my mother wants them. My grandmother got them from her office that closed recently. She will turn 90 years old in April and she only just stopped working because the office she worked at closed.
If there are any messages you want me to pass on to my parents in Yrethra Franklin, please let me know. I never have anything to tell them of interest.
Lost is on tomorrow night and I'm going to watch the fuck out of it. I am going to watch until the cows come home. Until the hens come home to roost. Until the end of thyme.
I am reading a book about Easter Island that Mormon Mackenzie gave me at work. It is pretty interesting. My mom was telling me this morning via the telephone that she has been spending a lot of time learning about Henry II on wikipedia because she just finished a long book of historical fiction the centered on this Henry II. This made me think to myself, "I'd better read all about Easter Island on wikipeda post haste." And so I have and now I am the resident expert. And now you will be too once you decipher the glyphs. Get on that.
February 20, 2008
WrongoWrongo
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If you want your chairs to procreate try showing them porn. Seriously, it works for pandas. Maybe Chair Harlots of Fire will do the trick.
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