Today is not February 12th. It is February 11, 2007

Angelina said tonight "The Line is Blurred!" in regards to my last blog post because she doesn't know what is real and what is fiction. All of it was true and really happened to me. Oh and here is another guy's version who actually did a literarily-like "shout-out" to my night owl version. Oh how I loathe the internet.

Frank Morgan's 'Night Owl.'

Here is last years post.
February 11, 2007
Podcasts

If I was a crazy person, I would just memorize the current year and the current president and then go about my business. No one seems to ever need to know more than that.

I recommend, if you are inclined, getting NPR and IPR podcasts like This American Life and Fresh Air. I feel so free that I am able to listen to these things any time I want.

I think I could live in my car for quite a while. The hospital where I work has a shower. But where to park? Do you park in the same place every night? Or do you drive around and find 4 or 5 places to rotate too and from?

I had interesting dreams last night.

I would park near the hospital I think. But then ambulances might wake me up. That would be annoying. And do you just have to have battery powered everything? Alarm Clock, etc. I would try to find and steal travel sized things like you find in motels.

I have never had a garbage disposal. I wouldn't miss that.

P.S. Do you like my new picture? I do.

P.P.S I almost forgot!!! The other night Charlie Rose had Ted Kennedy on his program. I think I've mentioned before that I love the Charlie Rose Program and that I love Charlie Rose. If you've never seen his show before you really need to. It is on PBS. Here it plays at 11pm and 11:30am every day except saturday and sunday. But anywho, Ted Kennedy said something to the effect of "The Budget is a moral document that shows what the nation's priorities are." Or something like that. That isn't an exact quote but it is very close. I just thought this was a great quote and I think he might have gotten it from somewhere else. But I don't know.

Posted by apants at 7:39 PM



7 comments:
marbledog said...
What if you have to pee in the middle of the night?

7:59 PM
apants said...
I never have to pee in the middle of the night. And I suppose I would park near a bathroom.

8:07 PM
zolita said...
Never have to pee in the middle of the night. Braggart. Every 45 gol durn minits. Goldurnit. My spouse could give you lots of advice about living in your car. He had a few spots he rotated around, I believe. And had a gym membership where he showered. If you did that you wouldn't need shampoo and stuff because they have it at the ready.

4:48 PM
apants said...
I was thinking that it might be a fun experiment. To try it for, say, a week or so. Or permanently because I hate Myles and I'm moving out by the end of this month.

4:56 PM
saraj said...
I got a free issue of Radar magazine and it said Charlie Rose is one of their top "Toxic Bachelors." He's right next to Anthony Kiedis! They said he likes to hit on people's wives.

There's some food for thought next time you're watching Charlie Rose.

I have a huge backlog of NPR podcasts to listen to. If only my commute to work was more than 3 miles, I would listen to more of them.

9:58 PM
apants said...
fI would love it if Charlie Rose would hit on me. That makes me like him all the more!!!

1:58 PM
apants said...
Oh, and last night David Mamet was on the Charlie Rose Program. What a nut! I like him and all but, man. He said that what they are teaching in college these days is "deconstructionism, pluralism, and anti-semitism." On second thought, he is completely right. That is all I've been learning for the past 10 years.

2:03 PM