Scott Bakula

Scott Bakula I think played a doctor on Quantum Leap. I'm just assuming he was a doctor. If not, I'm sure MIT has given him an honorary doctorate probably the same day they gave one to Leonard Nemoy, that fat fuck. Anyway, as you can see by the following geometry proof, Scott Bakula is Dracula.

First you have to write out Dr. Bakula.
Then you have to remove the . and the B.
And then you have Dr akula.
Then you have to remove the three spaces.
Then you have Drakula.

I think it is pretty clear now.

Am I saying that Scott Bakula is a vampire? Am I saying that outloud right now? No, that would be slander. I am writing it. This is libel. This is an important lesson for you to learn about the difference between slander and libel. Here is a video that explains this in a much more emotionally charged way.

Either way, I don't think that this in anyway defames Scott Bakula. On the contrary, I believe that people thinking he is a vampire is just the thing his career needs right now.