Door Hinge

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I did my taxes.

I faxed some faxes.

Proxies

I blew some saxes.

I chopped some axes.

Taxis

I ate some snackses

I took some flackses

Texas

I did my taxes.

Texas is going to murder someone today. I bet.

In Oregon, where I live, we only murder people who want to be murdered.

In Oregon, where I live, we are all organ donors.

I finished the book I was reading. This is the first book I've finished reading since November. I've had a hard time concentrating but now I'm feeling better (in my mind hole).

It was a crappy book. There were no dragons or lasers but there were wizards so, same difference. A teacher once wrote on my paper "Dragons and Lasers R Dumb."

I should get him fired. I should get all my former teachers fired. And the reasons are obvious. I still don't know the difference between it's and its. My first teacher's name I forgot. She was my first preschool teacher. My second teacher's name I remember. It was Mrs. Bailey and we called her Mrs. B. Later I knew her eldest son in high school and he was a big fat dick. I think she had dimples. And hair like Princess Diana's when she got married. That was a popular style for young blond mothers in the early 1980s. I remember all my other teachers from then on except for some probably in college whose names I forgot but who I would remember easily if I referenced my transcripts, which I happen to have copies of right here with me now. They were all assholes.

My dad was my teacher once. For a whole year I think or at least two trimesters in my junior year. We had trimesters because there was such a problem with teenage pregnancy at my school. That was made up. We had trimesters because some douche thought it was some kind of a good idea. We used to say "This tri" for short or "Next tri" Like as in, "Next tri I'm taking algebra II and analysis at the same time so that I can take calculus my senior year." I didn't take calculus my senior year. I never took calculus. I didn't take any math my whole senior year because I didn't have to. Am I missing out? Would I be better if I'd taken calculus? God, what have I done. I never took physics either. I am a monster.

Mostly the best part about highschool was that every classroom had a t.v. in it and I could watch quantum leap at lunch time by myself in my dad's classroom and he would only sometimes bother me or tell me I was going to get in trouble if I didn't go to the assembly or something. But then he would always write me a note to give to Mr. Callison in the office if I was late or missed class and he made me student of the month. I like the episode where Sam ended up in his own past and he played "Imagine" for his sister on the guitar and told her that John Lennon was going to be killed but that he would write that song before he died and she cried and cried like a fucking baby. And he was all like "Oh boy."