Barfity barf barf barf. That's the name of this Post. Barf.

Rap rappity rap.

I took a bunch of winter snow pictures because I had nine inches of snow on my front porch on Sunday and Monday. It was so rad and I peed all over it and then I made pee snow cones out of my conical bras like the ones madonna had during the 1990s. Remember the 1990s? Wow, those were some times. Speakingo of the 1990s, my friend Justin scored a free scanner and put in some pictures from the 1990s and our old college days. I am featured in a few of them. Here is a link:

Old Pictures of Buttholes

In one of them I am playing the part of "Dammit Child" in a play I did where I got to carry around a rifle and talk a lot about ants. Good Times. I am very talented.

My brother's boss the editor of the newspaper got arrested for allegedly raping a 16 year old girl in 2000. Between that and the snow there's been a lot of excitement around here.

I'll try to post the snow pictures soon.

I also had another interview and this would be sort of a fancy job as a receptionist in the Big Wig office at the hop-spittal. Wish me good luck. I would have to make coffee every day. I'd be like a real grown up lady from the 1960s like in Mad Men. I hope some big shot gets me pregnant. I hope someone at least sexually harrasses me at the very least.

I had a dream last night that I was at a big pool party at my sister's house and she was there with her children and Steve and Marigold were there all pregnant and with their child and Justin and Alicia were there with their child and I was filling up my bathing suit top with water and saying "Look, I'm pregnant now too! I'm going to have a baby now too!" And you were all so sad for me and my pathetic attempts at humor.

I have also had several lucid dreams lately. I have realized I was dreaming and then tried really hard to make nice things happen. I ended up making out with some really ugly guy at Disneyland. This is apparently my wildest dream come true. I need to be more adventurous and creative next time.

I'm going to try to get off work early tomorrow so I can watch Lost. This will probably not happen. I am so sad.