Because sometimes I don't get any comments. If I didn't get any comments I could always comment on the lack of comments I guess. And I could say something like,
"Well, I guess this new idea of devoting every single blog post to a comment or comments was a bad idea because no one cares enough to even comment about it."
And then if no one commented on that I could write,
"Well, I guess writing that last blog post about the fact that no one likes this idea of only writing about stuff in the comments section, I guess that idea, not the original idea, but the idea of writing about the lack of comments, I guess that was a bad idea since no one commented again."
And then if I still didn't get any comments about that I could say,
"Geez, well, I guess I was correct in both of my last posts about my thinking that no one likes this thread of comment driven blog posts, so much so that now I don't even have anyone coming to look at my blog anymore and all I can do is talk about the lack of comments for all eternity since no one will give me any fodder. Fodder. Fodder. Fodder. Fodder. Fodder. Fodder. Fodder."
And then if I still didn't get any comments I would just write,
"No Fodder"
every day for a million or so years. Or so.
And then if I still didn't get any comments after a million years I could say,
"Sylvia?
Yes Mickey?
How do you call your loverboy?
'Come here loverboy.'
And if he doesn't answer?
'Oh loverboy.'
And if he still doesn't answer?
I simply say,
'Baby, oh baby, my sweet baby, you're the one.'"
January 5, 2008
I have an idea to make every new post in my blog a callback or reference to the comments from the previous post but I don't think it will work.
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Well since you want a comment here's you a comment. I don't actually have anything to say, but I thought this is good enough since you are whining for a comment. I like your movie quote though...so there you go.
Happy New Year Amanda, you are currently ranked 15th by Rankopedia in the category, "favorite blogs in the blogosphere"
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http://www.rankopedia.com/ZoneID=3/12917/Process_Form_New_Vote.htm
Ignore that link, it doesn't work
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you could, if after 1 million years of writing 'no fodder' change tactics and just post links to comments you left on other peoples blogs.
if.
there should be no 'if' in my last comment.
I shall now leave, with my coat. And shame
I have left some pretty good comments on some other people's blogs. But the vetting would be hard work. I think everything I say has value and would have a hard time editing. I leave a freakin' lot of comments. a freakin' lot.
are you joking about that ranking thing? I can't find what you are talking about.
I found it. I'm ahead of Mick LaSalle. That is funny. Thanks for probably nominating me and voting for me, sonofabastard.
Hey have you deserted Tim Goodman ever since he dissed you so outrageously? I don't see you over there anymore when I lurk.
It was my pleasure AP. I can create a ranking just for you if you like. I was thinking something along the lines, "The most foul-mouthed blogger on the internet"
I still read Tim Goodman's blog but I'm afraid to comment now. I'm a lurker now too. A sad lurker.
And I seriously doubt I am the most foul mouthed blogger. There simply has to be fouler out there.
OK, if not foul-mouthed, how about the snarkiest blogger. Is the word snarky still being used in 2008?
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