So Marigold puts her bra on like I do, or did now that I grew up. And Angelina thinks we are both crazy for doing it that way and says that this is the way old women do it because this is the way her grandmother does it. I told her that maybe her grandmother always put her bra on like that and has just continued in this fashion. I also wonder why Angelina is watching her grandmother put her bra on all the time. Dude, who is crazy now? So what is the consensus on this?
January 18, 2008
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I don't understand how else there is to do it. How does Angelina do it? Do you have a front clasp or a back clasp? I'm very confused. Can you do a YouTube video?
I put my bra on the way you wear it put my arms through the arm holes and clasp it in the back. I'm sorry to disappoint but I will not be doing a you tube video. To answer Amanda's question about watching my grandma put on a bra I saw this as a child. If you would like I might have some time available for one-on-one training sessions.
I haven't put my bra on like you and Marigold since I was 14. I used to put it on like Angelina, but I am more grown up than all of you because now I have my hot Cuban man-slave Paco put it on for me.
This is about back clasps. Fronts are a whole nuther deal. I can't imagine there would be a lot of variance in the way people put those on. Maybe how they take them off. Maybe. Like I take mine off with my teeth with a front clasp. Or I let Paco.
Sometimes I hook it up first and then put it on feet first. I swear to god.
I hate to break it to you, but Paco is Mexican.
Also, God doesn't even exist, Mandy. God.
All I can say about how I put on my bra is that it requires a manly finesse. No girly wiggling.
I'm really bothered by this clasping in the back business. Why? It seems unnecessarily awkward with the not knowing which notch is which and your arms bending in a weird position. It's very important that I clasp on the third clasp. What if I accidentally clasped on the second or fourth, or God forbid, first clasp? The whole notion is extremely upsetting to me.
Mexican? Well, he's fired then.
Oh, Marigold, it is not awkward at all. I mean, you just DO it. You can feel the third clasp in your hand. How can you have pooped out a baby and not know how to clasp your bra in the back?!? This is so distressing to me. I never knew this about you.
We're a-gonna have a bra-off the next time I see you, this is for sure.
I did not "poop" a baby.
He never would have been able to come out if she had to poop him out. Not with so many people around and in a birthing center. The next one, the hippie home birth one, that will be pooped out.
I clasp my bra and then pull it over my head like a tube top.
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