I've finally learned how to put on a bra like a grown up. It took some practice. Practice that I was unwilling to do before recently. Before I would put the bra around my waist, twist it around to fasten it in the front and then twist it around again and put my arms through the holes. Now I put it on like ladies in the movies.
I had an interview today. I think it was okay.
There was a new question girl. If you can't say anything nice, that's what I always say. I think she sort of sucked though, truth be told. And I kept saying to myself "Gawd! Did I sound like that? Was I that annoying? Gawd! How awful it must have been for people to listen to me if I sounded like this simpering guffawing lady with her up speak and her 'ya know' over and over and her repeating back everything Tim or Joe said and her not saying anything good at all about t.v. and not knowing anything or having any real opinion or snark." That's what I kept saying. But I'm not going to say anything about it on the blog for the podcast because I can't say anything nice.
My computer also miraculously fixed itself too. I don't know what happened but my monitor is normal now and I can watch movies and stuff again. Whew. It was tough going there for a while.
It doesn't burn when I pee but it does feel relief.
January 18, 2008
Learning how to be a person
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Let me say it for you then. The new question girl was squeaky and unctuous(I love that word, but I only get to use it when I'm describing Peggy Noonan).
Girlina, on the otherhand sounds promising. Judging by her voice, I'm not entirely sure she's really a woman though. Tim might want her to wear a not so shorty robe.
I thought that putting a bra on like a grown up meant that you put it on at your waist, then twist it around and put your arms through it, but then you bend over so your boobs fall up into it and wiggle until they're settled nicely and then you stand up and they look perky and lifted for about two second before they fall back down to your knees. How do you do it? Do you put your arms through the armholes and then clasp behind your back? What a pain in the ass. You still have to bend over and wiggle, regardless.
there is some bending over and wiggling but it feels more nuanced and professional and less like a fourth grader trying on her first bra.
Girlina rules and she will kick my ass all over town.
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