There will be sacks, there will. Be Sacks. Slacks. Sensual Slacks. A pair of very sensual slacks.

I'm thinking of changing my name to Amanda Slacks. Amandaslacks. All that Amanda Lacks. All the things that Amanda Lacks. Amanda's Lacks. Amandaslacks. I like the sound of it.

If it is disingenuous to link to blogs that I don't check every day through my feeder thingy or disingenuous to subscribe to blogs on my feeder thingy that I don't link to here, then I am being disingenuous. I realized that there are blogs that I look at every day, sometimes more than once, that I wouldn't want other people to know that I look at. I am not an honest and open person. I am a lying closed person.

If I change my name to Amanda Slacks do I have to change the name of my blog to Diaslacksies? Do I have to change the name of my podcast to The Diaslackscast? I'm shit fucked in the ass. What'll I do.

Poor Angelina has a broken back. Everyone do your best to make Angelina better so she can come back to work. Someone give me a job that pays more than I get paid now and that will give me 40 hours a week of work and benefits. I'm a hard worker. I'm a creative problem solver with a can-do attitude. I can type, like, over 80 words a minute or something. I've taken some typing tests where it is more like 90 or more. I know the alphabet. I'm good with multi-line phone systems. There is not a single type of software or program that I can't master in about 10 minutes or that I don't already know how to use. I'm a pleasure to work with. I'm mostly punctual. I have a drivers license and proof of insurance. I'm drug free. I'll pee in a cup. You can take my blood. I rarely call in sick. I take very few vacations. I'm almost always available to work overtime. I am very accurate. I am very fast. I am incredibly fun to be around. I am a poor cook. I can't sew. I wouldn't do well in a clothing sweatshop. I've got a degree but I'll pretend I don't if you think that makes me overqualified for something. I am childless and husbandless and would love being totally devoted to a job that will pay me enough to get cable, an insulin pump, and maybe a gym membership. These would be enormous luxuries for me.

References available upon request.