Have I Got A Question For You Boy, Hoo Boy.

Here is my question:

Would a good name for an all girl punk band be ZUZU'S LABIA?

Also, I wanted to link to a youtube video or embed it here but I can't get the youtubes at work because work decides the youtubes is not spongeworthy. Not kosher. Not on the DL. So maybe later. I could just describe it to you. Instead I'll just quote what my dad said after I sent it to him:

"That was so funny i shit me slacks."

When I get home maybe I'll put it here. It is from the Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job! Which very well most likely is probably can't not be the best show on television now or maybe in the history of television. Fuck you, Milton Berle! Anyone can dress up like a lady. Except me, apparently.

Well, things are looking up on the job front. The blow job front. No, really, the real job front. I might get an interview maybe. And that might lead to another interview maybe. And that might lead to a job that pays me more than I get paid now and gives me 40 hours a week of work. Niiiiiiice.

I'll put up the most interesting of my craigslist responses. Well, not the most interesting but the one that peaked my interest the most. He sounds like a dick and that's my MO.

Hello.

I am extensively experienced in the art of relationships and marriage. Experience does not necessarily dictate proficiency.

References: Ex wife #1. Feel free to contact. Daughter 9 yrs old.

Ex wife #2. Please, feel free to contact. Son 4 yrs old.


Experience: Two divorces. I was a selfish bastard. $70-80K a year in medical profession and familiar with the finer nuances of insulin injection.

Not interested in flinging myself upon another's children. Lonely, prone to depression, slightly neurotic, highly functional in the bedroom, extremely sensual. Pic included.

Mostly I like him because he can spell and write complete sentences and doesn't call me baby.