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My dad said he is getting me a piano. Not a real piano, stupid. An electric portable type piano. I can't wait. I'm going to be able to make some really great songs. I'm much better at piano playing than I am at guitar playing.
So I don't need a piano. Also, you can cross this off your list of possible presents for me because this guy on the internet from England who I don't even know is going to send me one:
Silicone Vibrating Mould A Willy Kit
Here is what was said:
apants said...
You could make one of your penis and your mom's vagina and play out all those incest fantasies you've been having. Or they should make famous cock molds that you could put on your own penis and you could say "Baby, tonight you're getting done up right by Tom Hanks," or "Mom, tonight you're getting fudged by Sean Connery." His would come in silver.
In any case you should definitely put on the christmas card "Hope you like my yule log."
30 November 2007 21:16
apants said...
Oh, and I forgot to say, I totally want one. Sign me up!
30 November 2007 21:18
Frank Morgan said...
you're on the list Amanda Pants!!
I think I'll send you a red one
used or unused - your choice x
01 December 2007 00:59
apants said...
red and white striped like a candy cane!
I also want that rufus wainwright cd/dvd of the judy garland show. Because I am a gay man.
December 3, 2007
Also, add this to my christmas list
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cool. i want a replica of my neighbor's vagina (which i'd imagine is big) to wear like a headband while i sleep.
I pray it would take on a life of its own and suffocate you.
Just Kidding! HA HA HA!
You know what though, I bet a man would recognize his own penis in mould form but you could probably walk right up to your neighbor with her vagina in your hand and she would probably never know it was hers.
what you really want is a realistic silicone mold of Rufus Wainwright's penis.
you read my secret mind wish
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