Also, I wrote a great poem.

gramma, you look so pretty in the dark.
gramma, you are just like rose from golden girls

i can't remember when I said those things
but my grandmother was mad both times

the first because it implies that the darkness
covered up her faults

the second because she thought I meant she was dumb
since rose on the golden girls was really dumb

but I meant it that she was pretty, the first time
and the second time I meant it too
because she looks like betty white

Some people cannot take a compliment