This is what I was gwine to put up yesterday but forgot because of the drink.
I love it when he says MY DAD SAYS I CAN SELL THE POOP TUBE.
There are two people who I think are special and might be the best. One interviewed the other and if you live in the Bay Area or in L.A. you should go read their blogs because they don't get enough hits from those areas.
They are Sam Pink who is just an impersonal electronic communication
and Brandon Scott Gorrell who is Alien-fine
I appreciate these two bloggers. I appreciate all the bloggers of the world. I'll ad them to my links to your left. My left, your left. My right. My left. Your right. I mean, your right. And my right. Over there ------------------------->
Yesterday I bought beer at the grocery store. The lady at the check out told me that usually she gets men late at night coming off work and buying beer and she thought it was strange that I was buying beer because I am a woman. She also asked me, conspiratorially, if I wanted her to bag my beer. I think this was supposed to be code for "Do you want people to see that you are buying beer." But I might just be paranoid because I don't like people to see me buying alcohol. I think a really funny short film would be a person just buying all the most embarrassing grocery store items like toilet paper and feminine hygiene products and something for your hemorrhoids or yeast infections and booze and what else? Please leave me a comment telling me what the most embarrassing thing for you is to buy at the grocery store. Condoms probably. But I wouldn't know because I'm catholic.
You know what is the best invention? At Fred Meyer you can scan your own items and pay for them. Self Check Out. Best invention. Puts millions out of work, no doubt but at least I don't have to get any guff about buying beer at 11:30 at night when I get off of work from a lady wearing a fucking Santa hat.
I love it when Michael Jackson sings, "If they say why, why? Tell em that its human nature."
ADDDDENDDDDDUM
I want so badly to make a podcast soon but I've been working working working because SOMEBODY (angelina) had to break her back and make it easy for me to make more money. Anyway, I want to make a podcast on monday. I don't know what to do. Please email me sound things and I'll put them in my podcast:
mandymurphy@gmail.com
If this podcast doesn't get made or sucks you have only yourselves to blame, Fucktards.
December 7, 2007
December 7th - A Day that Shall Flop in Infloppy.
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I always want to buy this stuff.
I also meant to add that it would be a good thing to empty out your whole medicine cabinet before a party except for a box of that stuff. Or maybe several boxes of it.
I'm having fun at the online drugstore:
Mmmmm
This one or this one?
Buy a twin pack and save!
Refreshing!
Eww
You need this for sure
Handy!
I would die laughing if I went to a party and opened the host's medicine cabinet and there was like thirty boxes of that nothing else. I would laugh my butterscotch ass off. Thanks for being the only person to follow my instructions Marigold Mother of God.
When I lived with Grama I would buy red wine and sneakily put it into big cups of coke so she wouldn't worry that I was becoming an alcoholic. Well, I only did it a couple of times. Because I started to freak myself out.
I was embarrassed to buy a pregnancy test when Asher was like three months old. But I liked buying alcohol when I was pregnant. I always wanted someone to try to give me guff. And I'd give 'em what for. One guff=one reciprocal what-fer. But the only guff I ever got was for buying a coffee beverage at Starbucks. Oh, that reminds me! Alejandro was shunned at a playground because he had Asher dressed in a little beige park ranger outfit. "Isn't he a little young for you to be encouraging that?" Park rangerhood? It's the park rangers who ruin it for the rest of us.
Velveeta is a good one -- something you're embarrassed to buy. You know you are. And you buy it anyway.
I am embarrassed to buy velveeta! I never do it!
Maybe they thought he was dressed like a homosexual.
Don't tell Dad or Alejandro, but Asher might be left-handed.
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