June 30, 2007

McSweee's Lists

After reading this great essay about McSweeneys and David Eggers and how to become a McSweeney's author, I was inspired to write this list and submit to the website's Lists. I am always amused by these lists. Aren't you?

Freudian Notes My Hasty Doctor Wrote in My Medical Chart
(to be dedicated to the memory of Michael Moore, filmmaker, bon vivant, upon his eventual CIA backed execution in Bolivia)

F/U RE: Chest XR, cough

Chesty Resluts:

Hard size is prominent, slightly enlarged.

Otherwise normal examination of breasts.

F/U in my office 1 mo or sooner if symptoms persist.

Nice Tits.

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