Fudgecicles

So who is coming to visit me over the summer? You? It is high time I make some plans of my own. Vacation plans. You know what I'm talking about? I think I need to take a vision quest. You know how some people spend everyday around other people and then they take a vision quest and they go into the desert alone and find themselves? What fools. I take vision quests to the parking lot.

I'm in a parking lot right now, actually. I just watched Shrek the Third. It was pretty good. I give it three out of five Shreks. Not as good as the first one, as I overheard one guy say as he and his family came out of the theater. And I agree with him. Not as good as the second one, I don't think. Maybe. About the same. Comparable.

Sometimes I have to turn my car back on so I can turn on the heat. The craziest thing, there is snow in the hills around Ashland tonight! Actual snow in June! Global Warming my left foot. Actually, it has been quite warm over the last week or so and I even got a sunburn/rash on Sunday. I don't really get burned like I used to. Now I just get an itchy rash all over whatever is exposed to the sun. Gotta make that Vitamin D, gotta win that car.

Big assed men creep me out.

I made up some new songs. Some of you might have heard them. Some of you aren't so lucky or I forgot you. If so, drop me a line and I'll send them to you if you feel left out. I feel like my songwriting is tapping into this as-yet untapped well of creativity and geniousosity. It is really great to be me. Really great. And it is only the beginning! You thought that Leopards are Neat and the Thanksgiving Song were the beginning and the end, but you were wrong! You were dead wrong.