My titles have very little to do with my posts. I know, right? I've got absolutely nothing to say about anything but I am beating my own personal record of 18 posts in one month. So far, in the almost 3 years I've been blogging, the most posts I've had in one month is 18. This is my 19th for June 2007! So Wham, motherfuckers! On The Daily Show the other day with Bruce Willis John Stewart asked him if there is a great catchphrase in the new die hard movie like Yippee-Ki-Yay motherfucker and Bruce said Justin Long suggested Yabadabadoo... motherfucker. Some of the funniness was in his delivery but you get the gist. That reminds me, check out this really funny website with people who review movies that they haven't seen:
http://www.didntseeit.com/
Funny reviews!
My hair is getting sooo long. I'm never cutting it again. Except for trimming because that is essential for healthy hair. Although with the amount of gray coming in and the amount of dye it is going to take to cover all that gray, I should just give up and shave it all off. That, by the way, is probably why the older ladies always cut their hair. It is a bitch to dye long hair. A bitch.
To Do List - Laundry
Dishes
Your Mom
Vacuum
Cash Check
Get Oil Changed
Find good body dumping ground
Clean Toilet
I have a pet spider. Every night when I get home from work and go to use the euphemism, I see him there across from me in the corner next to the shower. I think I'm going to name him Baby because nobody puts Baby in a corner, he puts himself there. I've thought about killing him but usually I just talk to him. And I've never seen him anywhere else except for in this one corner of the bathroom. So let's just live and let live, I say. All bets are off, however, If I catch him trying to get fresh in my bed. Then it will be Boomsday for Baby (Boomsday, the book by Christopher Buckley, because that is the largest book I have next to my bed right now).
June 28, 2007
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I haven't been to that website but I can tell you that is sounds trite and unappealing. The menus are hard to navigate, the search engine just takes up space in the conner, where a perfectly good picture of an asian chick blowing a gigantic black member should be. And the regular contibuters are iliterate and short-sited.
So is Boomsday. Which I also haven't read, but I can tell from the cover alone. That story has at least one giant hole in it, and it is garish.
To do list -
Kill Baby.
At first I was like, that isn't what the site is like at all! He must have gone to the wrong place! And then I was all like, lol, rofl, ha ha, etc.
Re: Your To-Do List
My mom is dead, dude. Not cool.
Nobody ever thinks it's funny when I joke about my dead mom. Mostly people find it inappropriate and uncomfortable.
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