June 14, 2007

Hooked

I've been reading Overheard.com (overheard in new york, the office, the beach, and everywhere) ever since Avantard got me hooked on it from posting excerpts on his blog. I just had to post this one and recommend that if you don't already, you should check overheard.com out. It can pass lots of time but is great for people with short attention spans.

Boys Are Quick to Master No-Dish Meals
from
Overheard in New York

Kid #1: ... So then I took a waffle and I filled it with eggs and grits and syrup, and I folded the whole thing up and ate it like a taco...
Kid #2: What? You're going to catch diabetes that way!
Kid #3: What are grits, anyway? What do grits taste like?
Kid #1: Syrup. They taste like syrup.

--Canarsie-bound L train

I caught my diabetes from a toilet seat, but this way is better.

2 comments:

avantard said...

I caught my diabetes making out with girls, so I turned gay.

apants said...

Such tragic circumstances but it happens more than you'd expect.