The News. Nudes? News.

I got a new job. Wooooooooo hooooooooo. I think it is going to be pretty sweet, dudes. I get paid more, I get more hours and I work regular hours. I think I'm gonna like it, queers.

I don't care about Bret Favre. I thought he died of football 8 years ago.

I don't care about Marion Jones going to jail. If I was her cellmate, however, I'd say "Not much room to run away in here, is there, bitch?" And then I'd ask her if she'd like to play some cribbage or gab about boys.

I like the new Russian puppresident's name. I said it aloud in my care probably, oh I don't know, 15 times today.

I think I'm really going to like Hulu.com. For instance, you can watch all the Arrested Development episodes forever and ever. I watched this just now: http://www.hulu.com/watch/589/arrested-development-pilot. You do have to watch commercials but at least I didn't spend a million dollars buying the DVDs. There are a shit load of shows to watch too. So go to town, mindless droves.

I got a new job.

I forgot my picture camera thingy pluggy wugg so no new pictures yet.

Tomorrow, most likely as not.

Or not.

Don't harsh my buzz so much.

Tomorrow I have to go to Cancer School. We're learning how to take care of the cancer we're going to get. And there's going to be a guest speaker.

Patrick Swayze.