March 14, 2008

BEWARE

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Happy birthday tomorrow, popso.

Today I watched a movie about Sylvia Plath. It reminded about how much my daddy was like hers:

I have always been scared of you,
With your Luftwaffe, your gobbledygoo.
And your neat mustache
And your Aryan eye, bright blue.
Panzer-man, panzer-man, O You--

Not God but a swastika
So black no sky could squeak through.
Every woman adores a Fascist,
The boot in the face, the brute
Brute heart of a brute like you.

Just kidding, America.

(but my dad really is a Nazi and I really am a Jew)

9 comments:

apants said...

Stupid blogspot won't let my BEWAREs spell out IDES. Stupid blogspot run but a bunch of jerks.

Anonymous said...

I do not understand.

apants said...

you were never very bright. My dad's birthday is the Ides of March. as in Beware the Ides of March!!!!!!!

Kenzie Rose said...
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Kenzie Rose said...

I saw this review on GoodReads.com. It reminded me of you. I read it. Then I laughed.

"This book is about a guy who's brother, Sam, is dead. Wait, he's not dead yet. He dies on the very last page of the book. Another title for this book could very be something along the lines of "My Brother Sam is in the Army and he's not Coming Home Until He Dies." That just about sums the book up."

congrats on the jobbity-job, sell-out.

Frank Morgan said...

ha ha

LOLZ

kenzie,

that is so 'amanda'

Anonymous said...

when are you going to write another blog post. I'm bored with this one.

And what I don't understand is how blogspot won't let your BEWAREs spell out IDES. That makes no sense to me.

But yes, admittedly, I am retarded. Runs in my family. Primarily in the female line. The males are mostly psychopaths.

apants said...

LOLZ Frank. That's so 'me.'

Tuney, I tried to get my BEWARE words to spell out IDES but then blogspot reformatted it no matter what I tried to do.

Because of BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH which is my father's birthday and it was an homage to the pater familias.

Anonymous said...

I know about the Ides and your father and all that. Sheesh. You think I'm retarded AND brain dead?

I just didn't understand the formatting thing.

Thank you for clarifying.

Now write another post.

But I'm going to bed now to watch The Wire so I won't see it until tomorrow or another future date so don't knock yourself out. As if you would.