Backwards Itinerary

Today:

write something in my blog
surf the internet looking at nothing for 2 hours
pay very little attention to some t.v.
google talk with Justin
google talk with Marigold
get lost driving around
go see a movie called "Three Priests" (http://www.gumspirits.com/threepriests.html)and be pretty amazed. Olivia Hussey is the beautifullest. Michael Parks is better than Tommy Lee Jones. Or anybody else. Ever Good stuff
Get hopped up on goofballs
park in a big garage
play with children
eat scrambled eggs and toast for breakfast
play with children
sleep comfortably on sister's couch

Yesterday:
look at stuff on the internet for a while
vaguely watch television
speak with Bro-in-law
play with children
eat a sandwich
talk to parents
play with children
Watch a great documentary called Sputnik Mania (http://www.sputnikmania.com/) Be amazed by history and Eisenhower. I like Ike. I like Ruskies. I like sputnik. I like documentaries.
I hate killing poor Innocent doggy doggs by sending them out in space with no oxygen.
Rest
Go to a baby baby Asher's 1st birthday party at Chuck E. Cheeses. Play my favorite basketball shooting game and win lots of tickets. Beat my dad twice at basketball shooting game, my sister once, my mother once and my brother-in-law once. Eat cake. Get ass handed to myself by basketball playing father of babypartygoer. 57 points to 44 points. Take lots of pictures. Rock and Roll.
Go to Santana Row with Father. Chit chat, eat fruit salad/madeline. By pure chance run into Brother-in-law and friend, Ali Allie (My new best friend next to my other new best friend Sammie), go to Borders and Anthropologie.
Take a shower.
Email people.
Wake up.

The Day Before Yesterday:
Come home very late at night and sleep for a few too short hours.
Hang out at sister's house with brother in law and alli allie having long discussions about very important topics and making fun of movies.
Go to after party for Tenacious D documentary called D Tour (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D_Tour:_A_Tenacious_Documentary) Get High Fived by Kyle Gass. Totally shit my pants. Rock and Roll the night away.
Go see D Tour. Get totally rocked. Have strong feelings. Be happy. Glow. Ask Kyle Gass a question at the Q&A. Feel awesome.
Wait in line to see D Tour.

I can't remember what happened after that exactly except that we saw a really bad movie called El Camino that I HATED and we hung out with Sammie Samuelson (that is her real name) and we probably ate at some point. And on Saturday night was the world premier of my Brother-in law's film Around the Bay (http://www.aroundthebaymovie.com/) which I really really liked. There was a great after party for that and I got to meet the actors who were really neat and drink white wine and go to the after after party at the fancy hotel. It was TOTALLY AWESOME, dudes. It rewled. It was more splendid than words can say. And I've met really nice people like Sammie and her wonderful husband Michael and Ali and my sister's in-laws and some of my sister's coworkers and a very nice and funny lady also named Amanda and I can't remember who else. And I've been playing with my wonderful wee darling little niece and wee darling little nephew and there is nothing better than that in the world.

Also, you are most likely contracting a VD right now.

OH, and double P.S. pictures are on my flickr. http://www.flickr.com/photos/diapantsies

Chuck E. Cheeeeeeses is the tops.

Now go abuse yourself.