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You might say that this dog is the biggest dog in the world because he is over 7 feet tall:

I think this dog might be

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Actually, it turns out, that picture was a hoax. A hoax that is a few years old, I guess, but it has been passed on to me from some people at work. Still, the real dog in the picture above is pretty freakin' big! And I bet the fake photoshop dog is still very large.

Speaking of big dogs, about a month ago a white man in a black mask jumped out of the bushes and tried to attack me while I was walking to the parking garage where I work. Being a quick thinker, I said, "Don't rape me, I have a penis. I'm a chick with a dick." That stopped him in his tracks long enough for me to kick him in the gonadial region and steal his wallet. What a dope! I obviously have a vagina! I used his credit cards to buy a boat and lots of electronic equipment. I also stole his identity to get a home loan. Turns out he had way better credit than me. The only downside is that I made a complaint against him and now I have to register as a sex offender.

My google setting theme is Tea House like in The Tea House of the August Moon. Which was a play and I guess a movie too.

What is your google theme? If you don't have one yet, you might as well give up on everything.

I saw the opening night of my Dad's Hit Musical, The State of Jefferson! this last Friday, the 13th. OOOOOOOhhhh. Nothing unlucky happened to me unless you count having to talk to a million people who don't remember me and keep calling me Marya. "Oh, you're the youngest." Yes. I am the youngest. Whatshername. The child that time forgot.

Seeing this show brought back all sorts of memories of the summer that they did it last. It was the summer I turned 13 and my sister was in the show so she must have been 19? Almost 20. It was the best summer ever. All my friends were gone. Dead Leah was at her Dad's for the summer in Fresno, Erin was at ballet school or something. Jeff was at his Dad's for the summer. All my energy and time was spent either with on the phone with one of these three people so when they were all gone I found myself with an incredible amount of free time. I was doing a show myself that summer, Charlotte's Web, so I had some contact with friends and other kids and social interactions but mainly I read and listened to music and wrote letters. I read Anne McCaffrey's Harper Hall Trilogy and listened to a lot of Enya and Indigo Girls. Now whenever I hear Enya I automatically think of dragons. Marya must have been working on the train that summer. I think that was the summer that Myles went to Majuro because that was also the summer, near the end, that I started playing soccer and he was my coach. Maybe we were all at home that summer. That would be weird. I have few memories of my brother and sister and I all living in the same house since most of that time was when I was 6 and under. Anyway, that was my best summer. I still have all the letters I got from my friends who were gone. They are so retarded.