Lugubrious L-U-G-U-B-R-I-O-U-S Lugubrious.

I read a salon article today going on and on about my boyfriend Hugh Laurie and I agreed with every syllable. Especially the part where the writer quoted Emma Thompson as saying about Laurie that he is "lugubriously sexy, like a well hung eel." My question is, why didn't they get married and have a son and send him to America to be my war bride? Why? Well? It would have been too much cool for this planet. Too many lugubrious sexy well hung eels muckying up our gene pools.