My nephew said that to me today. What I've written above. Kids. Kids today. I've decided that I no longer have a moral obligation to vote for Kucinich but rather, I have a moral obligation to write-in Gore. If enough people write him in, even if he isn't running, does he have to say yes?
Ode to Al Gore
Al Gore
You Man-Whore
Run
Come on, sucka
Run Al Gore
Run
In the sun
And also for president
Dear Al Gore
Too bad your last name
Rhymes with Bore and Snore
I want you to unlock my Lock Box.
Oh Al Gore
That last part was kind of dirty
I want to be your Core
Constituent
Al Gore Al Gore
No More No More!
Four More?
I'd rather swallow Chlor!
(ine)
Gorey Gore Gore
You'd make a good Door
And a good window, or
A president.
Al Gore, Oh Al Gore
I wish you didn't talk so slow
Like I am a 3rd grader
And you are reading The Pet Goat
Al, Al, Al, Do it, Al
Come On! I Dare You!
I double dog dare you
Now you have to do it
May 30, 2007
Hey! I found the secret! The secret to unlocking the secret... of Einstein.
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8 comments:
I love my blog.
Here's why you should vote for Kucinich (not to detract from your Ode to Gore):
1) he does a very good Donald Duck imitation
2) he was 3 for 3 on Wait Wait Don't Tell Me
That's enough for me.
Agreed. Al "speaks for me".
3 for 3 on Wait, Wait Don't Tell Me! That alone is enough for me.
Gore probably couldn't even finsih The Pet Goat without getting distracted by international policy news. What a bore.
And what about Al Franken?
But the question is, did you like my songs?
I liked it.
OH wait! I forgot to send my songs to tuney and maggie. You probably dont' even know what I'm talking about. I'll send them later tonight.
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