May 26, 2007

Lipogrammatic Blog

Just today, I was doing a small bit of wiki-studying, and I found information on lipograms. A lipogram is a book, or anything I think, that has within it no occasion of a distinct part of our jargon, lingo, locution, vocalization, or our manuscription, longhand, shorthand, print or scrawl. This common part is that fifth unit in our ABC's. Do you know of which I am alluding? I'll furnish a hint. It is not found within any of what is so far told in this blog post. Any postulation, divination, notion, opinion, suspicion, or surmisal? No? How about now? Nothing? You stink. If you can't find it, you should go swallow worms, dummy.

You may ask, how is Mandy fairing? Good. I'm doing good. Thanks for asking. Good Luck with finding my tricks and stuff. Good luck with that.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I was going to look this up to find out WTF Amanda is talking about. But it now occurs to my tiny brain that it's not a communication from a human with puffy lips. It's a quality that both Sonofabastard and AmandaPants display.
BTW Amanda's inquiry was part of Mick L.'s podcast on Friday. Thank you! This lipogram was brought to you by Saint Snarky's snacks

apants said...

I think you got it. That, or you just happened to write a comment void of the most common letter. I think I'll go to my sitemeter account and see how long it took you to write that.

apants said...

OH, and those Chronicle Bastards (Not Tim Goodman) totally cut out like half of my question! But I do tend to ramble. It was a pretty good answer though, I thought. The last part of the question was kind of snarky so you probably would have liked it. I pointed out that Wikipedia does not list Mick on their list of "Notable" film critics and I asked him why that is and if it upsets him at all.

Anonymous said...

duuuuuhhhhhhhh.

Unknown said...

I don't allow a shit to flow forth about your lipograms. I'm just on this blog to conjour in your tumid bosom a lustful longing for happy occassions occuring today. Which is to say that my husband, Huck and I shall on this day blissfully galavant about a swimming pool with your arch-rival William and his squaw. Also, Mr. and Mrs. Boyn will join us along with a particular small man.

Good day.