The reason that I have been MIA (missing in action), is because I've been RRB (real, real, busy). For instance, this last Saturday morning I was witness to a bizarre event indeed. A Civil War Reenactment. In Yreka. California. Yep. Justin said the other day, "I bet Sarah Vowell would be all over that kind of thing, like a reenactment of this war that happened thousands of miles away." Yes. Justin also said this, which I wanted to submit to Overheard.com but since I read it instead of overheard it, I guess it doesn't really count: "her breasts were great but not on her, like she is so bitchy." This was in reference to Jan from the Office. I love google chat. I can take chunks of things people said, put them totally out of context and then make them sound like assholes. Hmmm.. Lets try it. Justin will never chat with me again.
Justin: that would be funny if the producers forced her to get a boobjob to keep her job on the show
Justin: they must just use a wonderbra or computer graphics or something.
Justin: some asian computer guy spends like 50 hours per episode making CGI boobs, she has blue stuff on her chest and the CGI boobs go there.
Justin: and Bill Cosby's murdered son Ennis is buried under the shed.
There you go. I said way way worse things, trust me. Way way worse.
Oh! So here are some pictorial likeness of the event this weekend. Oh, and my sister and her babies were visiting, so they are there in the pictures too.
These are the reenactment shots:
This is my dad and my sister and Ailsa and below is my dad and my mom and little Ailsa
This is little Ailsa, the neice and below is my sister in hot pursuit of Yankees
And no Civil War Reenactment is complete without a camo-ATV. Just like in Sherman's March.
There has been other stuff but I'm tired.
4 comments:
Well I never!
In fairness and full disclosure, here are some of your choice statements from the very same conversation:
Mandy: They are prosthetic boobs!
You can tell because there is a subtle change in the color and texture of the flesh that begins just after her cleavage ends. Trust me, I've studied them closely.
Mandy: Or he takes off his pants and his penile is like a shriveled peanut and we just see pam give this look to the camera like... crap. Because of course the camera crew would be in the boudior with them.
Mandy: I would prefer it if Michael Ian Black was on as a new very flaming gay worker who wants to have intercourse with all the guys on the show, especially dwight.
So this is what my husband does while his wife and baby are innocently sleeping in the next room. He chats with you about breasts.
Did you guys chat about breasts on your hot date at The Godfather, too?
Actually Alicia is wrong, it was discussed not while she and the baby slept innocently, rather it was during working hours when he should have been working hard for the salary to pay for their needs and whims.
The Godfather dinner was talking only about how great it would be if there was a show called Stella, with some members of The State, as I recall
Just is lying. We talked all about boobs. Mostly your boobs though, so it wasn't really like he was out on the night before you were going to get married cavorting with some totally hot chick (me). All he would talk about was "isn't this italian food great?" And "Wasn't that horses head scene great?" and "And how about Alicia's boobs, eh? eh?"
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