Fuck You, I'm Irish.

Happy St. Padraig's day. Here is a song I wrote for the occasion. I actually wrote it last year but what's the diff?

On St. Patrick's Day
There are thrilling Pilgrim stories
How the Indians
Helped that first St. Patrick's Day

How I love it so
Eating pumpkin pie and turkey
Let us all give thanks
On this bright St. Patrick's Day

Bright St. Patrick's, Bright St. Patrick's, Bright St. Patrick's Daaaaaay!
Bright St. Patrick's, Bright St. Patrick's, Bright St. Patrick's Daaaaaay!

I really got an actual apartment for reals. For reals reals. Did I write this yesterday? Oh yeah, I did. I'm pretty relieved. Especially since I have all sorts of new invigorating life plans that I might decide to write about here or I might not because it sort of stings to look back at things you wrote about that you wanted to do and that you never did for whatever reason whereas if you never commit such idle thoughts to paper, or whatever this is, then you can always deny them later. But I'm thinking I have some good ideas for my future since it probably won't involve any sort of moving away to another area or going to school somewhere else. I've gotten turned down so far at 3 out of the 4 schools I applied to for grad school. I never thought my chances were that great but it still sucks to have done all the work and paid all the money and jumped through all the hoops for nothing. Not for nothing, if I actually do the things that I've come up for my alternate plan. You see, if you have a goal that you might not reach, sometimes you come up with an alternate plan that is better. But if you have no goal in the first place then you don't think in terms of aternate plans, you see? So you just think, what am I going to do tomorrow? Or next week. Or what's on t.v. right now. Or whatever.

Happy St. Patrick's Day, losers!