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If for nothing else but the daily show, my semi-regular trips to the 'rent's home in lovely springtime Yrethra has reminded me once again of what I'm missing in the world of CABLE CABLE CABLE. Gobble Gobble Gobble. Gable Gable Gable.
Even as I am writing this, I am distracted by the colbert report. Or Colbair Repore. I read that he doesn't pronounce th t in report just like the t in his name but I hadn't noticed it and well darnitall if he doesn't!
And you know what? Helen Thomas IS a badass.
Oh, and this is a formal proposal for Mr. Seth Mcfarlane:
You are so cute. I had your face confused with someone else, some really smarmy funny looking guy, but I finally looked you up on the internet and I was pleasantly surprised. Feel free to read my blog to find out more about me. You look like you might be kind of a dick, but that often comes with the territory. And I'm not a lot of sweetness and light myself. I don't know if you are married or anything. I didn't want to spend a whole lot of time looking up personal details about you because I've got shit to do. But you seem like the kind of guy who has trouble with relationships anyway so whatever your current state of matrimony or commitment is, it probably won't last. In short, lets get married. You can support me. I don't cook or clean.
May 8, 2006
The worst thing is its so much better. The sad thing is I'm so damn happy.
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Is that really Seth McFarlane? Huh. I always imagined him older, like a Matt Groening kind of guy.
As you are falling in lust with cable, we are about to get rid of ours I think. Since we really only watch the daily show and random comedy central stuff, occasionaly IFC or Sundance channel stuff, its just not worth the extra 50 per month. I guess we'll keep basic cable though, like the first 13 channels or whatever.
yes, that is really seth mcfarlane. You think I lie? That's bullshit, doris!
I just got your RSVP. Thank you Amanda.
Hey what did you invite her to that you didn't invite me to????? I am devastated.
In this case, anonymous is my friend Will or perhaps his wife to be johanna, but more likely Will. And the RSVP is to his wedding next month. But you can come as my guest if you want. Unless I get a hot date between now and then.
I will only come with you IF you get a hot date. I will be the old spinster aunt chaperone and then hit on your hot date when you're not looking.
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