One thing I can say that I like now is sitting at home drinking Guinness, blogging, surfing the internet using stumbler, while Braveheart plays on spike TV in the background so I can periodically check in and see what those fucking catholic loving, christ loving, scots are up to. Does this make me a man? I hadn't thought of it until I actually typed out spike TV and Braveheart, but I am such a dude. Just making up for the hours of VHI and E! I've been watching all day. Not to mention Desparate Houswives and Charmed. And Sex in the City. I am estrogened out and need a little manly comforts about my head neck and chest. That came out sounding dirty. Oh well. Dirty, yet manly, yet oddly alluring. That's me all over. Here Is pictoral documentation of my dudeness.
Man, that is dark. I'm still trying to figure out my new camera and my photo altering skills. I forgot to mention that I am eating jerky. Yep. I'm all man. Take that! I don't know if Ritz crackers are manly though. Somehow I think no.
Did my laundry today. Yep. That is the most productive thing I did. Unless you count the shower, which sadly, In these days and ages, I do. I have big plans for tomorrow though. Research for a couple of papers and a group project. Some reading for class on tuesday. Big plans. If it is sunny I'll probably go outside to read. It hasn't been sunny lately. Summer came on so suddenly, realized it left its keys in the house, and had to run inside to get them. Fucking Summer. Always flaking out on me.
Hey, guess what? I get to go to a wedding in a month!
May 28, 2006
Its dead, its in the middle, and its stinking to high, high, heaven.
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I've been watching Spike and Braveheart too. I can't really explain it or even feel good about it. Have you seen the guy with glasses a half a beard talking about the summer of action? He's funny. What is this? Is this a bigger part of Spike because I'd watch it. MXC occasionally makes me laugh.
You forgot to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY LITTLE NIECE!!
And don't forget, drinking Guinness is manly, too! But taking a shower and doing laundry sure aren't. See you at the wedding!
I don't know much about Spike in reality except that that guy from scrubs, donald fa-something, does some show about how to be a cool dude. It is really cheesy. As for my little wittle niece, I totally said happy birthday but it was a personal, private, happy birthday and she wasn't there.
You know what else is manly? Scratching your balls.
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