Well the good news is, my job decided not to change our insurance plan just yet. It was too soon and the doctors also said that it was unfair to change it suddenly without giving us all time to prepare for the change. The bad news is that I still kind of can't stand this job and they are going to change it most likely in july so I am still going to try to get a job somewhere else in the mean time.
In entertainment news, I saw the aviator this weekend. I liked it. I really liked Kate Blanchett but Leonardo is just such a little boy still. He has a little boy voice and a baby face. He is very interesting to watch though. I do like him and I did like the movie. My two favorite parts were the courtroom scene with alan alda and the beverly hills plane crash scene. Howard Hughes was totally awsome!!!!
I am taking a vacation in Yreka so you can expect quite a few posts during the week of 2/14 through 2/18. If anybody reading this wants to take a vacation during this time, my parents are gone so we can totally have a party at my house. Its the best kind of vacation because I get out of my house and go to a better house, for free, with cable and a computer and the internet and free food and I'll bring my game cube and my books and I'll do nothing but entertain myself and drool for a whole week while my parents are in LA going to disneyland and generally LA-ing it up, LA style. I love Yreka sometimes. If you ever want to go somewhere where no one will know where you are or care, go to Yreka. But if you are expecting to visit the Yreka Bakery, you are out of luck because no such palindromic establishment actually exists despite the crazy money making machine it would be what with all the palindromophiles out there. And by that I mean you, Steve.
I think I'll try to kick my caffeine habit during that week. Yes! Yes, that would be an excellent idea. Whenever I see Yes! Yes! written just like that I am reminded of a kurt vonnegut character who, if I can remember right, was the elevator operator in Cat's Cradle and would grab his own ass and yell "Yes! Yes!" when he agreed with something whole heartedly. Isn't that what he would do?
February 1, 2005
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Ohhhh, I'm glad they gave you more time to adjust to the thought of changing jobs because of their health insurance change prod. Ummm ... I think I'll go somewhere where no one knows me now, too. Can I come to Yreka?
Justin is a dirty liar. He loooooved Yreka. He said that if he had grown up in Yreka he would be such a better person. He'd be different, but not much. Since visiting his home in San Diego I don't really see much of a difference between it and Yreka except for the ocean and the sprawl but Justin's family would have been considered super duper upper class in Yreka whereas in San Diego he is sort of middle class. Anyone is always welcome to come to Yreka. It is, after all, "Where History Lives ON!" That's the motto.
Maybe I will retire to that lovely land of Yreka and start up a quaint little bakery. Since most people wouldn't be smart enough to notice the palindrome, I would always appear smug. Especially to the fucking redneck locals who wouldn't know how to grab their own ass and scream, "YES!"
Actually, you would have to have quite a retirement fund in order to open up a bakery and call it Yreka Bakery. The reason there is no Yreka Bakery is because some asshole bought the name and won't sell it for less than like 50,000 dollars or something. No one has bought it for over 25 years so he may have lowered his price. My dad had an idea to open up a bakery that just sells cake and call the Yreka Cakery. Or a funeral home called the Yreka Wakery. He had a whole list of palindrome puns. Thats what my family does.
Damn! Although I do like the Wakery idea. Could I do the dead make-up job?
You are no Federico but whatever dude. You probably just want to check out the hot dead ladies. Or dudes.
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