I asked Angelina What should I write in my blog?
And then she said, Do you think something something something (things I can't repeat here) and I said, Um, yeah probably. Better not.
And then Angelina said, "There should be a sign in where you have to sign in to read people's blogs and stuff" and I told her that you can already do that if you want.
And then we talked about my stocking last year that was so pretty and made out of office supplies.
I want to make another one out of office supplies this year. If only I didn't hate everything.
And then I asked Angelina, "Did you sign up for Secret Santa" and Angelina said NO! And she asked if I remember what happened last year. Yeah, I remember. And the year before. Yeah, I remember.
I never sign up for Secret Santa and I always have to explain why. One of the reasons I give besides "Bah Humbug" is that I always forget to get a present and so I have to go like the day that it is due and half-ass it and then it feels like homework and not like Christmas spirit.
My mom doesn't like that I made some of my fonts bigger like the part that says "fucking you painfully in the facehole," etc. She liked it better when it was smaller and more elegant. Hey mom, I'm in jail. I like it here. It is elegant.
At jail we eat on fine linens.
I told my boss today that I am looking for a new job so, heads up, I said. I applied for a job today. It is as a charge capture specialist. I can do this job. I hope they don't google me. Or specifically I hope they don't google Amandapants. Actually if they do google me it is doubtful that they'll find me because the 'rents gave me a very common name. Thanks parents.
Writing class is done. I'll never write anything good again, likely as not. I want to marry Jeremy Scahill with his darting eyes and his swaying and his writing books about blackwater.
I've gotten lots of great responses to my craigslist ad. Here is one from the other day.
hi baby
call me at 227-3929
i will bring all the information you asked for when we meet
i would love to meet you and please you very soon
jon
yes my cock works great and i have a high sperm count
You guys should call him. I mean, his cock works great. What are you waiting for?
November 28, 2007
I too cool, pool rules, fool, no tool, goul.
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3 comments:
craigslist is a good way to meet people and then stuff their moldy bodies into garbage bags before throwing them off a bridge. also, it's good for locating a used exercise bike if you need one.
I could become such a killer. Killer diller. These guys are so free and open with their personal information when sex is on the line.
I love reading "missed connections" on craigslist. So many useless hopes and dreams and when I write them and say that I am the hot blond in the mustang at the costco parking lot I can find out where so many people live and what their bank account numbers are and their worst fears and then I can stuff their moldy bodies into garbage bags and throw them in Old Bear Creek.
I've never looked at craigslist. Will you write my ad for craigslist? I don't think I can sign in as "other' anymore. It has to be google or anonymous. That sucks. Or maybe I can put in a nickname but I can't put a link to my blog anymore. Stinking monopolistic conglomerates.
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