It has been the kind of week where you know that you'll never survive it and then you murder some people just to get through it.

I just noticed a new icon called "Add Video." Huh. Maybe I'll have to add some video. Maybe. Maybe you'll have to. I'm here on Joppa Road. I mean, I'm here at work. I mean, I'm here at the old Robot Parts Factory.

Notable things since my last post:

Today: Went to work early because my co-worker is crazy. She had to go home crazy. Discovered The Whitest Kids You Know on the youtubes. Look it up. I'd link to it but my work computer won't let me look at stuff on youtube so I can't give you a link to a video. Their regular website is http://www.whitestkids.com. So there you go. They are amusing. Nothing more, nothing less.

Yesterday: My co-worker cried at me. I told her "I don't want to hear about it." She thanked me for stopping her from getting all upset. I said, "no problem." Later she called me from home because she wanted to know if I could come in early today. See above. What a loooooney binner.

Friday: What happened on friday? I can't remember. Probably not much. Listen, I've been playing a lot of Age of Empires III so the days are kind of all blending together. I think I probably got up and made some instant coffee and then played Age of empires for a while and then went to work. If I was a betting man, that's what I'd bet on. I'd put a thousand dollars on that scenario.

The rest of the days were probably about the same. I've got some thing to say about instant coffee though. You probably stopped for a moment when you read that and said to yourself, "Why instant coffee?" Or "Why does she mention specifically instant coffee?" Here's the thing. Some ants made a colony out of my coffee maker. I thought I had taken care of it but I've been scared to use my coffee maker again. When I say that they made a colony out of it, I'm being quite literal. They had their eggs there and everything. It think the maintenance guy that was at my apartment must have disturbed their actual home and they had to pick up and movie. I don't want to go into the details as to why I've had a maintenance guy at my home. It is too depressing. Lets just say he had to check out some of my pipes, if you catch my drift. Ewww. But to make a long story short, I've been enjoying instant coffee and I like it more than regular coffee. For one thing, it smells really nice. And the coffee it makes tastes just like it smells. And it is easy and fast and for one person who drinks one, maybe two, cups a day instant coffee is the way to go. You heard it here first. Podcast tomorrow, slutbags. Dirty Dirty slutbags. When is my vacation? Tomorrow? Not for like two weeks? I want it noooooooooowww. Don't care how.

Oh, and I got a flat tire last sunday and so I bought two new front tires because the other one was completely bald like the eagles of yore. I am newly tired.