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Since my McSweeney's debut I have received a few fan emails. I assume these guys want to bone the fictional "me" from my list. First was this one:

"Mandy,

I just read your bit "Freudian Notes My Hasty Doctor Wrote in My Medical Chart" and it is very clever and funny. Thanks for making me laugh today.

Regards,

Steve Name Deleted"

Polite enough, right? Then this one:

"I thought your list at McSweeny's was interesting. Bet there's an equally
interesting story behind it. Made me laugh.

Sam Name Deleted"

And this one just today, which was just a name, a phone number, and some weird quotes:

"Mannella
215-597-0481
"One of my most respected eaters." - Ron Nichipor
"Because he's good." - Rick Blasingim
"Showed remarkable restraint." - Len Roberts"

I googled this last guy and found that he also had a couple things on McSweeney's so that must be where he got my email and must be why he emailed me but it was such a weird email. I emailed him back saying, "I don't really have nice tits. I'm a very butch lesbian. Thanks for you interest. P.S. Your list was boring."

I just think it is bizarre that men would email me based on this thing just because I wrote something, sight unseen. Weirdos.