But not the liquor. Yet. Have I mentioned I've been making some strides in becoming an alcoholic? Slow and steady, but I feel I am winning the race. Does anyone else leave empty cardboard beverage things in their refrigerator? I have three in there now. Not just from alcohol, mind you, but the point is, who has the time to take them out of the fridge and put them in the trash? And also, as my aunt pointed out to me recently in her blog, why does the word "fridge" have a "d"? I mean, does it? Maybe it doesn't? Maybe we just put it in there because we are retarded. Or am I the only Retardge? Ha!
In regards to the podcast: Fuck Off. Fuck off, man. I don't have time for this shit. Actually I have all the time in the world. I think that is part of the problem. I'm not living enough of a life to have something interesting to say every week or every other week. I've recorded many many minutes of things for my podcast this week and last week but I just can't get it done because I hate it all. I hate everything that comes out of my fucking dirty mouthhole.
I saw Superbad tonight. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD. I loved it, as you might have ascertained. I don't remember laughing that hard or loving that much in a long time. And it is official: I am asking Michael Cera to marry me. Officially, here on my blog, Michael Cera! Please marry me!!!!!!!!!!!!! At least come over to my house with a big bag of weed and hang out. That is the least you could do, fuckwad. Jesuswad. Slimehelper. That is my worse insult I just made up. Slimehelper. It sounds like some character out of the Masters of the Universe Universe. Like Skeletor's minion, slimehelper. God I am a fucking dorkaholic.
So what! Fuck your mom!
August 28, 2007
Arghrhghurghghgh!!! I've given up the ghost.
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Mother bitch! I did spellchecker and it didn't change any of the mistakes I made! I mean, I changed them but I forgot to save them! Mother Bitch Fucker!!!!
I fixed most of them. The rest were intentional. Yeah... That's the ticket...
Hey Amanda...I have a McQuestion for you...how old is Mick? Last week he said he was 46, this evening on his blog he says he's 45? I thought he was born in 1959...that would make him 48, right? What is he...the incredible shrinking man?
I have no idea. He is older than 40. That's about alls I knows. Wiki it! Sometimes I say I am 30 when I'm not. Not yet. But sometimes I like to get in the habit of saying the next years age early so that when it happens it won't hit me so hard.
According to wikipedia he is 48! Maybe he is trying to smudge the truth a little. Is this Suzagoob? I think it is. I'm just going to pretend it is. So Suzagoob, are you really into Mick that much? I think you are. I think you should go for it. Like you said, fidelity, shmidelity. And are you married? Maybe you'd like to go all lesbo with me? I'm usually not into that but I'd make an exception.
Oh my gosh! Maybe this is Mick's wacky sister! Well, I'm just going to pretend it is suzagoob.
No, no and no. I wish life were that easy, that we could want someone and they could be ours. You'll never guess, and if you knew, you'd laugh so hard that you'd pee your pants. It's a great joke...you should play along, it could be fun. He is really, really cute and charming though, isn't he?
Lesbo, yuck. We women are just bitches...and men are too wonderful to even contemplate the thought. They fit us so nicely, wouldn't you agree?
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