How long?

How long before we just starting calling it Vagilentines Day? How long??? Not long at all, as it turns out.

Today there was a march on Washington via the plaza in Ashland. The students are angry. And they are like, totally, like mad and stuff and they are totally not going to take it anymore, ya'll. Budget Crisis. Boring.

Oh, and as it turns out, I WAS punished for my hubris. That's why I have diabetes. God told me last night in my dreams. It all makes sense now.

Happy Vagina cleaning day! Here, you can borrow my Brillo pad. Really get in there. In the crevices. Oh, watch out! You missed a spot. The G-spot. Easy to miss, really. Not your fault.