"Nasty Gash." AKA "Too Far."

Me: That is one nasty gash you have there.

You: Yeah, I know. I really need to do something about this nasty gash.

Me: Hey, I think that nasty gash might be infected.

You: Yeah. Yeast Infected!!! You know what I'm saying?

Me: Totally, dogg.

You: You see, another word for "vagina" is "gash." At least with some of the cool kids these days.

Me: Yeah, totally. Like that gash that Tina Fey has. I'd totally like to fuck that gash.

You: Totally.

Me: And like that character in that one movie.

You: Scarface?

Me: No you dumbshit!!! Who'd want to fuck that gash! Jesus Christ. You are fucking sick. You fucking sicko. Deeeeeamn! Seriously though, you really should go put some antiseptic on that gash.

You: Yeah, like some iodine or something.

Me: Yeah. Or just swab it with some alcohol.

You: Yeah, I really wanna swab it. Swab it good. Well, see you later!

Me: I doubt it, gash face.