I recommend you take a long cold shower, dirty mouth.
I also recommend you rent The League of Gentlemen off your Netflix or whatever. If you don't have netflix, well then, fuck off. Or get it.
I also recommend that you paint your bedroom Navajo White. My coworker Angelina is painting her living room Navajo White. Is that like some kind of Indian joke? I think the native american paint company got sick of white people saying, "yeah, my grandpa was part Navajo" so they named a completely white paint "Navajo White." That is what I think happened.
Further Recommendations: That you be held back a year. You aren't ready for the 2nd grade.
And additionally: That you do something about that hair style. Did anyone see the Justin Guarini hair debacle pictures on Gofugyourself.com? Besides Frank, of course. Isn't that crazy? Check it out: http://www.gofugyourself.com Or click the link on my sidebar. Or just continue masturbating like I know you are, Steve.
Furthermore, I recommend this game for Steve - Civ City Rome. I am almost as addicted to it as regular civilization. On second thought, don't get that game. You have a wife and baby to take care of.
And in Summation: Christmas is coming, the goose has got a gut. Please, this holiday season, PLEASE put a penny in the old man's butt. If he hasn't got a butt then I don't know what. Just PLEASE, for Christ's sake, please put a penny in that old man's butt.
December 18, 2006
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Good gosh, i LOVE the League of Gentleman. I was first introduced to it by our Local Gentleman friend Misster William Evans at his place in Brooklyn. Such a delight.
I didn't know it was possible for that man to look even freakier than he did on American Idol.
I stand corrected.
I love to mastabate while playing Civ AND ignoring mt husbandly AND fathery duties. AND gastronic duties. All ignored. In the name of mastabatory Civ.
You don't know me.
P.S. I only like extraordinary gentlemen. normal leagues of Gentlemen bore me. Unless they are gentlemen callers. Extraordinary gentlemen callers.
P.S.S. Does P.S.S. stand for post script script?
P.S.S.S. Merry Christmas
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