March 15, 2006

Beware the Ides of March!

Happy Birthday, Popso! For my gift to my father I am going to go see his stupid irish show on St. Patty'o'Patrick's day. And I won't vomit at it. That is my gift. The gift of a vomit free St. Patrick's day. Oh, I wrote a song about St. Patrick's day. Some might call it trite and derivative but I call it solid gold.

On St. Patrick's Day
There are thrilling pilgrim stories
How the Indians
Helped that first St. Patrick's Day

How I love it so
Eating pumpkin pie and turkey.
Let us all give thanks
On this bright St. Patrick's Day.

Bright St. Patrick's
Bright St. Patrick's
Bright St. Patrick's daaaaay.

Bright St. Patrick's
Bright St. Patrick's
Bright St. Patricks daaaaaaay!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Cool, what kind of St. Patty's day show is it?

apants said...

OH I dunno. You know, irish songs. I've heard there's going to be some dancers. But mostly it'll prolly be my dad's celtic band and maybe some others. Guests, whatnot. I bet it'll be great. I can't wait. It'll be my fate. Anybody wanna peanut?

apants said...

I learned yesterday that a whatnot is actually the name of a piece of furniture. A small table of some kind that you would place knick-knacks, bricka-bracks and whatnot's on. Or something like that.

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