Seattle's Worst

First I went to Bremerton and slept and then I went to seattle on the ferry and then I saw a baseball game. The Mariners lost. And why not the big sea-man for a mascot instead of a moose? Why? Like the guy up top, for example.

The Mariners lost but I really got to know Ichiro intimately and I think it is going to work out for us. And My aunty Tooney wants me to name my first born son Yuniesky after a baseball player named Yuniesky. But I am not going to have children, so fuck her.

Then we, my aunty and my cousins Bucky and Maggie and their significant others Zach and Krista, we all went to pioneer square and drank beer and I had a dirty martini and it was a b-last!

And other things happened that I'll tell the tale of later because I'm too tired of typing right now.

It was the best 30th birthday ever!!!! Although I did get pulled over by a dirty copper just after midnight so I guess that wasn't my 30th birthday anymore. But I didn't get a ticket or anything. And yesterday I bought a brand new fancy camera that I looooove and I'll post some really really great pictures once I get them on my 'puter. Here is a taste of the fun times to come when that happens.






You've got to stop being such a dick.