Amanda,
Hey there. Remember when it was the year 2008? And you stopped writing in your blog very much? Don't you regret that so much? Don't you wish you had taken more time to document what was going on in your life? Don't you wish that missiles would rain down from the heavens and kill everyone who has done you wrong?
Remember that movie Reign of Fire with Christian Bale and Tony the Tiger? I mean, Russell Defoe? I mean, Matthew Mcconaughey. With the dragons and the fire? That movie sucked so bad. I loved it.
Justin sent me a link about Christian Bale being arrested for beating up his mom and his sister. I'm glad I don't love him as much as I used to in my youth and childhood.
Also, I officially have a boyfriend. Not like how I say things like, "Oh my god, I love the guy who works in the coffee shop, he is totally my boyfriend!" Or "My boyfriend Christian Bale and I were talking the other day about how much his mom and sister need a good punch in the face..." This is a serious significant other type boyfriend. Like when he meets Angelina and Casey tonight when we eat dinner at the hospital cafeteria I will introduce him to them as "My boyfriend, Colin." It is totally serious for real for reals.
Now I can finally feel what it is like to have a man complete me, like a real lady instead of the sad and pathetic single girl lost in a sea of confusion like I have been.
I already miss being single.
Remember how great it was when all I had to do was pay attention to myself? How do you married people and people with kids DO this stuff?
July 24, 2008
Mandy Mandy Mandy
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In case Colin reads this, which I doubt, I was TOTALLY joking about already missing being single.
I will rarely venture into the public eye. Lest I interfere with the beauty of this blog I will only speak when spoken to. I feel compelled to step-up now though. Hello all, I am indeed real, I will leave introductions and descriptions to Mandy as my trust in her is complete.
greetings Colin- welcome to the wild world of Mandy's blog, which has many many fans as you can see! This is Mandy's friend Justin, you can see my blog on her list under "Mr. Magina".
Pleased to meet ya!
PS: Don't worry about Christian Bale as competition for her affection - I think Mandy was SO over him after seeing him in "Captain Correlli's Mandolin"..
Can you take a picture of your boyfriend with your camera phone and send it to my camera phone? I need new wallpaper.
Does he know that I totally forced you to go find him, and therefore take full credit for the whole thing?
Tim Goodman just posted his podcast featuring a call from a AP and her lovely aunt. To answer her question, yes Amanda, you are no longer a kitten, so I guess that makes you a cougar. Maybe that depends on how old Colin is. I'll bet he's younger than AP, and considers her to be a hot older woman.
Colin is older by about 2 years or three years actually so I guess I'm still a kitten
Then he's lucky to have a well preserved cougar who will take care of him in his dotage.
I like you so much more now that you've had a year of college. I mean now that you're in a possible LTR. Alejandro used to hand me rooting, starving Ailsa or Asher and say, "Looking for friendship and possible LTR." Asher's still looking for possible LTR, or at least long-term cuddling, cheek to cheek. Ailsa's decided to be a mermaid (with feet!) baker of cupcakes, cakes and cookies. Which is clearly a solitary lifestyle.
So anyway, I realized I can't come live with you and Colin because of all the guns. So I'll just send the kids.
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