Baking and Partying and Blowing Your Mind.

I baked brownies today. Horrible, horrific brownies. And I added yellow and red food coloring to frosting and squeezed out the word Boo! on several of them. On a few more, I drew orange pumpkins. Pale orange pumpkins. I got tired of trying to add more dye to make it more orange. Half of the brownies weren't cooked all the way through. Those went into my refrigerator for refriger-later. The rest rest atop a gaggle of "autumn" themed dark chocolate M&Ms with a paper towel betwixt the two snacks. This is for a Halloween party I am going to tonight after work. I also bought beer because the invitation I got said "BYOB" which is some sort of code word suggesting that you provide your own libation as the host and hostess are obviously cheap bastards. I hope they read this. Hi Angelina! Hi, Casey!

Baking is fun but always sort of stresses me out because it never turns out right. I am a horrible baketress.

I have been obsessively playing Black & White 2. God I love it. I liked the first Black & White game but there were aspects of it that really annoyed me. Like the fact that it was sort of hard to figure out how to play and what the point was. They fixed a lot of that in Black & White 2. And lord how I love it. Lord love a duck, I love this game.

I've been dog sitting this past week. It is a been a hassle but a rewarding hassle because Chachi Wachi Roy is the best doggy dog in the universe and he is so sweet and nice and he only bothers me a little bit. As long as you pay constant attention to him until he gets tired and decides to sleep, he is a great dog. It was mostly my fault when he ate my sandwich anyway.

Work has been kind of crazy lately. People coming and going and quitting and getting hired and rehired. I don't know who I am anymore. Just kidding. It is not really that existential of a problem. Just ch-ch-ch-changes like David Bowie would say. It bothers me when Ricky Gervais pronounces it Bowie rhyming with Howie but then I think, he is English, he is probably pronouncing it right. But is he? I don't know. Maybe he is doing it just to bother me. I got my aunt hooked on Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant's podcast (aka, the Karl Pilkington show) and now she too understands the brilliant radiant mind power and hilarity of Karl Pilkington. When will the rest of you listen to me?

What else. So much has happened in the last couple of weeks! I am planning an extra special Halloween podcast to be recorded and edited Monday and Tuesday. I hope you like ear orgasms because that's what you're in for. Scary.

Peace Out, Fuckwads.