Happy Fourth of July!

America, America, god do some stuff on you. And shine your shoes, with broooother blues from sea to shining seeeeeeeeea!

Or something like that.

I went to parade and then had a big lunchy lunch with my family. Pictures are here:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/diapantsies/

You are so lucky to be an American. I'm off to burn some fags. Er... Flags. I mean. Remember when the latter used to be more offensive to the former? Boy, times have changed. Some say for the better. Some say.

Just kidding. I love the homosexuals and the flags EQUALLY. Because that is what America is about. Equality. Well, I'm off to burn some flags.

Has anyone else seen the ads for the show on VH1 with Scott Baoaiaoaiao? I think it is called Scott Baio is 45 and Single. Or Still Single. I for one CANNOT WAIT to see it. I've been waiting for the big Scott Baio come back and I'm hoping this is it. Fingers crossed for Scott Baio. Everyone think good thoughts for Baio. Think them... or else. In the ads we learn that the first person Baio had sexual intercourse with was Joni. I thought that was a little bit weird. First of all, that it happened, and second of all, that this is being revealed on national television.

I might get my iPod tomorrow! I'm so excited!