October 20, 2006

I am a self absorbed Whore, I am a self absorbed Whore. Who am I? That's the ticket. I am a self Absorbed Whooooooore! a-cha-cha(jazz hands)

ME ME! Meme.

My name?:

Where did we meet?:

Take a stab at my middle name:

How long have you known me?:

When is the last time that we saw each other?:

Do I drink?:

What was your first impression of upon meeting me/seeing me?:

What's one of my favorite things to do?:

Am I funny?:

What's my favorite type of music?:

Can I sing?:

What is the best feature about me?:

Am I shy or outgoing?:

Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules?:

Do I have any special talents?:

Would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else (what)?:

Am I hot? Am I not? Go ahead, you can say it... :

Have I seen you naked?:

Have you ever hugged me?:

Kissed me?:

What is my favorite food?:

Have you ever had a crush on me?:

Am I dating anyone?:

If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be?:

What's your favorite memory of me?:

Who do I like right now?:

What is my worst habit?:

If you and I were stranded on a desert island, what is the one thing I would bring?:

Are we friends?:

Do you want us to be more than friends?:

Do I believe in God?:

Am I family oriented?:

Who is my best friend?:

What kind of car do I drive?:

Will you repost this so I can do it?:

Also, I have a new theory about the old television. I don't watch it anymore. Instead, I wait for time to heal all wounds and then I watch the reruns of the best shows or I just pick up the dvd and watch all the episodes at once on any given weekend in the future. That way, fewer papercuts. Actually, that isn't true. More time in the NOW to get stuff done. Thaaaat's the ticket.

Also, I have good news and I have even better news. The good news is that instead of a Phd in stupid literature I'm applying for a some phd programs for Drama. For like dramatic criticism and theory and all that stuff. Because that is where my HEARTLIGHT is. And you have to follow your heartlight. The better news is that now I don't have to take the single subjects literature GRE and I don't have to have a 25 page writing sample. Just like a 15 page writing sample. Which is muuuuch more managable. Plus, I think with my experience and your good looks I'll have a much better chance at getting into a drama phd program then a literature one. Also, yesterday this guy I have a crush on at work, who I call "Hospital Hippie guy" called me, "the cute girl at the imaging counter." and said that he has to circumnavigate the globe that is the hospital I work at in order to make his way around the the area where "the cute girl at the the imaging counter" works. I am so great. I'm already planning our wedding. Save the date!

Schools I know for sure I am applying to so far:

U of Washington in Seattle so I can be best friends with my aunty tuney and my little baby cousin maggie and so I can say mean things to bucky.

U of Oregon, because Oregon is my state and that way I don't have to get a new drivers license.

U of california at Berkely, because I won't get in but it is worth trying so that Sara and I can finally be together.

U of Ca at Santa Barbara, because my mentor and advisor and generally awesome teacher Dr. Alma went there and they have a pretty good program.

U of Ca at San Diego, because I've always wanted to go there, but I know I won't get in because they only accept like 2 phd people a year versus the other schools that accept like 10-20.

I think I'm just going to stick to the west coast. But I might go crazy and start looking toward the east.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

My name?:
Amanda Pants, of course

Where did we meet?:
Probably at a party in Humboldt, back when Weehsie had all those roomates. Otherwise, uhm... the Byrne wedding?

Take a stab at my middle name:
I... can't find my knife.

How long have you known me?:
That depends on if we met back in Humboldt or not. Either 7-8 years, or 2 years.

When is the last time that we saw each other?:
The Byrne wedding

Do I drink?:
Yes

What was your first impression of upon meeting me/seeing me?:
A lovely lady and a strange sense of humor. I likes!

What's one of my favorite things to do?:
Read

Am I funny?:
Very much so.

What's my favorite type of music?:
Hrm... I'll go with alternative/modern

Can I sing?:
Dunno!

What is the best feature about me?:
Your chakra alignment! (That is a cop-out answer because I don't know)

Am I shy or outgoing?:
Shy with strangers. Outgoing in your circle of friends

Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules?:
Follow the rules to a point

Do I have any special talents?:
The ability to recite random State sketches at a moment's notice

Would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else (what)?:
Alt-y? I dunno.

Am I hot? Am I not? Go ahead, you can say it... :
You're a cutie-pie!

Have I seen you naked?:
No, ma'am.

Have you ever hugged me?:
I don't remember?

Kissed me?:
No.

What is my favorite food?:
I will guess that it is something homecookd. Mac and cheese? Roast chicken?

Have you ever had a crush on me?:
No.

Am I dating anyone?:
No.

If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be?:
Mandypants

What's your favorite memory of me?:
I don't have many, so I'll say getting to know you at the wedding. I think at one point we were all sitting around a big table as night fell and having very raunchy talks.

Who do I like right now?:
I dunno!

What is my worst habit?:
Compulsory felching.

If you and I were stranded on a desert island, what is the one thing I would bring?:
Michael Ian Black, Michael Showalter and a dozen cribs

Are we friends?:
Yes

Do you want us to be more than friends?:
I wan us to be better friends.

Do I believe in God?:
I think no.

Am I family oriented?:
I think you are close with your family.

Who is my best friend?:
I dunno!

What kind of car do I drive?:
I will guess something economical and chinky.

Will you repost this so I can do it?:
No, because you already did mine!

Anonymous said...

My name?:
Amanda Pants, of course

Where did we meet?:
Probably at a party in Humboldt, back when Weehsie had all those roomates. Otherwise, uhm... the Byrne wedding?

Take a stab at my middle name:
I... can't find my knife.

How long have you known me?:
That depends on if we met back in Humboldt or not. Either 7-8 years, or 2 years.

When is the last time that we saw each other?:
The Byrne wedding

Do I drink?:
Yes

What was your first impression of upon meeting me/seeing me?:
A lovely lady and a strange sense of humor. I likes!

What's one of my favorite things to do?:
Read

Am I funny?:
Very much so.

What's my favorite type of music?:
Hrm... I'll go with alternative/modern

Can I sing?:
Dunno!

What is the best feature about me?:
Your chakra alignment! (That is a cop-out answer because I don't know)

Am I shy or outgoing?:
Shy with strangers. Outgoing in your circle of friends

Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules?:
Follow the rules to a point

Do I have any special talents?:
The ability to recite random State sketches at a moment's notice

Would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else (what)?:
Alt-y? I dunno.

Am I hot? Am I not? Go ahead, you can say it... :
You're a cutie-pie!

Have I seen you naked?:
No, ma'am.

Have you ever hugged me?:
I don't remember?

Kissed me?:
No.

What is my favorite food?:
I will guess that it is something homecookd. Mac and cheese? Roast chicken?

Have you ever had a crush on me?:
No.

Am I dating anyone?:
No.

If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be?:
Mandypants

What's your favorite memory of me?:
I don't have many, so I'll say getting to know you at the wedding. I think at one point we were all sitting around a big table as night fell and having very raunchy talks.

Who do I like right now?:
I dunno!

What is my worst habit?:
Compulsory felching.

If you and I were stranded on a desert island, what is the one thing I would bring?:
Michael Ian Black, Michael Showalter and a dozen cribs

Are we friends?:
Yes

Do you want us to be more than friends?:
I wan us to be better friends.

Do I believe in God?:
I think no.

Am I family oriented?:
I think you are close with your family.

Who is my best friend?:
I dunno!

What kind of car do I drive?:
I will guess something economical and chinky.

Will you repost this so I can do it?:
No, because you already did mine!

Unknown said...

My name?: Oh, Mandy!

Where did we meet?: A warm summer night in Barbados. You were swimming nude with the dolphins, I was drinking mojitos with our lover, Fredrico.

Take a stab at my middle name: Rosypants

How long have you known me?: Long enough.

When is the last time that we saw each other?: It was a warm summer night in Fullerton. You were swimming nude with the Mexican guest workers, I was drinking Sprite with our lover, Esteban.

Do I drink?: Only with Mexicans. And Greeks. And the occassional Filipino.

What was your first impression of upon meeting me/seeing me?: I wanted to fight you.

What's one of my favorite things to do?: Dance.

Am I funny?: You seem to think so.

What's my favorite type of music?: Gospel.

Can I sing?: Like an angel.

What is the best feature about me?: Your curvaceous ankles

Am I shy or outgoing?: Yes.

Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules?: You are a strong supporter of The Law.

Do I have any special talents?: I'm sure you do.

Would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else (what)?: No.

Am I hot? Am I not? Go ahead, you can say it... : It. Shhhh. It.

Have I seen you naked?: Not that I am aware of. But you do like to watch, so maybe.

Have you ever hugged me?: I think we have managed to avoid physical contact.

Kissed me?: In your dreams, homo.

What is my favorite food?: Fish.

Have you ever had a crush on me?: And how!

Am I dating anyone?: No, and I will kill the bastard who touches you.

If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be?: Kitten

What's your favorite memory of me?: I have spotty, but fond recollections of the Jack-Boyn wedding.

Who do I like right now?: Sara

What is my worst habit?: Thumb picking

If you and I were stranded on a desert island, what is the one thing I would bring?: a noose

Are we friends?: You seem to think so.

Do you want us to be more than friends?: Yes.

Do I believe in God?: No. But God believes in you!

Am I family oriented?: You are the biggest baby-hater I know.

Who is my best friend?: Me.

What kind of car do I drive?: a gas-fueled car. Because you hate the earth and babies.

Will you repost this so I can do it?: No.

Anonymous said...

UW!!!!!! That's the first I've heard of that! How absolutely wonderful!!! You may sleep in my basement until you find housing or if you find housing but hate your roommate.

P.S. I was a Duck and I loved UofO. I still know people there. My fondest memories and all. Those that I have retained. Which is a small percentage. Brain cell depletion and all.

Anonymous said...

My name?: Amanda Rose Murphy

Where did we meet?: In your parents house on Miner Street. I think. Or were you already on Third?

Take a stab at my middle name: uh...

How long have you known me?: Hmm. I'm guessing around 28 years or something.

When is the last time that we saw each other?: uh. Thanksgiving?

Do I drink?: I have no idea.

What was your first impression of upon meeting me/seeing me?: You were adorable. Even though you had poopy diapers.

What's one of my favorite things to do?: Go to Disney World with me.

Am I funny?: Hilarious.

What's my favorite type of music?: I have no idea.

Can I sing?: yes.

What is the best feature about me?: Your nose.

Am I shy or outgoing?: Yes.

Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules?: Yes.

Do I have any special talents?: You ARE a special talent.

Would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else (what)?: No.

Am I hot? Am I not? Go ahead, you can say it... : That question makes me feel incestuous in a lesbionic sort of way, and I choose to not answer it.

Have I seen you naked?: I hope not. But I've seen you naked, many times.

Have you ever hugged me?: Yuck.

Kissed me?: Yuck.

What is my favorite food?: I have no idea.

Have you ever had a crush on me?: Geez.

Am I dating anyone?: Not exclusively, to my knowledge.

If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be?: Mndykns.

What's your favorite memory of me?: Stalking your 6 (or was it 8?) year old boyfriend, Isaac, who had a tail.

Who do I like right now?: Me.

What is my worst habit?: Picking your nose in public.

If you and I were stranded on a desert island, what is the one thing I would bring?: Your insulin.

Are we friends?: Of course.

Do you want us to be more than friends?: We are.

Do I believe in God?: Secretly.

Am I family oriented?: Most certainly.

Who is my best friend?: Chachi.

What kind of car do I drive?: I have no idea.

Will you repost this so I can do it?: You mean on my blog? Can I edit it a little? I mean, I really don't want to ask people if they think I'm hot.

Marya said...

My name?: Amanda Ali; Demandy; Mandy Moo; She of Frothy Ideas; Mandy Trio.

Where did we meet?: You were in utero, I was ex utero.

Take a stab at my middle name: Rose, like your sweet Grandmother dear.

How long have you known me?: 28 years, 3 months, 17 days, and all that in utero time when you were kicking about.

When is the last time that we saw each other?: August.

Do I drink?: Pitchers of orange juice for breakfast.

What was your first impression of upon meeting me/seeing me?: She's way too small to play with me, but I adore her with all of my heart.

What's one of my favorite things to do?: Add things to your Amazon wish list.

Am I funny?: As a bunny.

What's my favorite type of music?: The soundtrack to Newsies.

Can I sing?: Like an angelpie.

What is the best feature about me?:

Am I shy or outgoing?: Aggressively reticent and ebulliently verbose.

Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules?: You follow the rules like a good girl.

Do I have any special talents?: Verbosity, actoryness, singfulness, a bit of guitar and piano and the pipes. And your superpower is badness.

Would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else (what)?: Snooty white trash.

Am I hot? Am I not? Go ahead, you can say it... : To trot.

Have I seen you naked?: Yes.

Have you ever hugged me?: Yes.

Kissed me?: Yes.

What is my favorite food?: Pumpkin pie.

Have you ever had a crush on me?: I will always have a crush on you.

Am I dating anyone?: Soon!

If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be?: Demandy.

What's your favorite memory of me?: "Next year, when I'm six, I can hold a sparkler."

Who do I like right now?: Hippie boy.

What is my worst habit?: Cutting of the chulking of your thumes.

If you and I were stranded on a desert island, what is the one thing I would bring?: A barrier.

Are we friends?: No!

Do you want us to be more than friends?: Yes!

Do I believe in God?: No.

Am I family oriented?: Not by choice.

Who is my best friend?: Dead Leah.

What kind of car do I drive?: I don't even know what kind of car I drive. A Mercury, maybe?

Will you repost this so I can do it?: I'm a trifle deaf in one ear, speak a little louder next time.

Marya said...

I missed the feature one! Your best feature is your sharp little vampire teethes.

And marbledog, that was Jeff, not Isaac. Isaac! Please.

apants said...

Actually it was Levi. Who's dad is apparently now married to Trish Kimball's mom. Weird.

Anonymous said...

Levi/Isaac - you can understand the confusion, I'm sure.

He did, however, have a tail.

Marya said...

Okay, Levi. Find. But, still... Isaac?? I mean, the very idea!

saraj said...

My name?: Amandapants

Where did we meet?: In my dreams.

Take a stab at my middle name: ...pantsy?

How long have you known me?: Since the last former life.

When is the last time that we saw each other?: In my dreams. Last night. Wink wink.

Do I drink?: Like a sailor.

What was your first impression of upon meeting me/seeing me?: Hot!

What's one of my favorite things to do?: Look hot!

Am I funny?: Funny hot!

What's my favorite type of music?: Traditional Bavarian Choral.

Can I sing?: Like a Bavarian Boy.

What is the best feature about me?: The fact that you exist only in my fantasies, so you will never disappoint me. Unless we ever meet in person.

Am I shy or outgoing?: Hot!

Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules?: Hot!

Do I have any special talents?: Just that one. Wink, wink.

Would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else (what)?: Hot!

Am I hot? Am I not? Go ahead, you can say it... : Eh.

Have I seen you naked?: See question #2.

Have you ever hugged me?: Ditto.

Kissed me?: Does making out with my monitor count?

What is my favorite food?: Baby livers.

Have you ever had a crush on me?: Like, duh.

Am I dating anyone?: I'LL KILL HIM.

If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be?: Cushion Tushin'.

What's your favorite memory of me?: I have none. You are but an elusive wisp of a distant sunny daydream I cannot fully recall.

Who do I like right now?: Yourself, you self-centered beyotch.

What is my worst habit?: See "Special Talents"

If you and I were stranded on a desert island, what is the one thing I would bring?: Me.

Are we friends?: And lovers.

Do you want us to be more than friends?: Nah.

Do I believe in God?: I'm guessing not. You sure are going to be surprisd when you end up in hell.

Am I family oriented?: As in The Family? Are you Dago?

Who is my best friend?: Me, I think.

What kind of car do I drive?: The car of my dreams. Ford Taurus.

Will you repost this so I can do it?: No, this is silly.

Anonymous said...

I cannot f-in believe I just posted this ridiculous nonsense on my own stupid blog. The things I stoop to.

Anonymous said...

yaaay you should come to the UW and be friends with all my awesome friends there! except they'll probably all be graduated pretty soon....

i would fill out your meme only it's not about ME so i don't care enough.