Mike S: Hi. You know, sometimes with all this holiday hustle and bustle, it can be easy to forget the true meaning of Halloween. We observe Halloween to celebrate the birth of Christ. And in celebration of his birth, many traditions have been handed down through the years.
Ben: The hiding of the eggs.
Kevin: The annual pilgrimage to Mecca.
Mike S: Halloween is a day to bring your daughter to work.
Ben: Or your secretary.
Kevin: And it's the biggest shopping day of the year!
Mike S: But most of all, Halloween is a time for young people to gather together spreading holiday cheer by lighting bags of their own crap on fire, ringing the doorbell, and running away. So America, Happy Halloween, or as we like to call it, Chanukah.
All: Have a scary Chanukah!
October 31, 2006
Have a scary Chanukah!
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Didn't you write the same post last year?
Ailsa was quite possibly an even cuter Dorothy than you were. It's a tough call. You had better hair and could recite the movie in its entirety. But Ailsa had ruby slippers.
Applejack dressed up as a fetus. I was Mary. I mean Britney.
Chappy Chanukah!
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